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Post by cascade88 on Oct 26, 2009 11:36:48 GMT 12
Because it's payback for you calling certain Irish people Scottish
Why do people with chronic asthma feel the need to smoke?
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Post by Justicez17 on Oct 26, 2009 20:06:29 GMT 12
Because it helps take their minds of their asthma
Why can't pigs fly?
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Post by cascade88 on Oct 28, 2009 10:12:29 GMT 12
Because they have no wings! >.>
Why don't pigs have wings?
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Post by Justicez17 on Oct 28, 2009 11:08:59 GMT 12
Because it would sound weird to eat pig-wings.
Why is the earth round?
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Post by cascade88 on Oct 28, 2009 23:52:48 GMT 12
Because it's the Overlords' favorite shape.
Why doesn't money grow on trees?
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Post by Justicez17 on Oct 29, 2009 0:17:04 GMT 12
Thats because money grows on the roots of evil
Why do dogs lick themselves?
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Post by cascade88 on Oct 29, 2009 1:49:09 GMT 12
Because they have nothing better to do.
Why are aliens usually depicted as being green?
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Post by Justicez17 on Oct 29, 2009 5:01:16 GMT 12
Because after all that intergalactic travel, you'd be green too after flying around at lightspeed.
Why do tigers have yellow and black stripes?
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Post by cascade88 on Oct 29, 2009 10:16:30 GMT 12
Because they don't find spots to be fashionable.
Why does Big Bird live on Sesame Street?
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Post by DaveTheFishandChipsGuy on Oct 30, 2009 6:13:18 GMT 12
Because he couldn't afford better real estate.
Why is light so bright?
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Post by cascade88 on Oct 30, 2009 6:49:19 GMT 12
It got better marks in school than darkness did. ¬_¬
Why do people use text smileys?
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Post by Justicez17 on Oct 30, 2009 8:09:59 GMT 12
Because it'd be too hard to scan your own smile to send it.
Why is the sea so vast?
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Post by cascade88 on Nov 2, 2009 4:43:56 GMT 12
Because the overlords plan to one day infiltrate earth with lots of Water types.
Why does paper come from trees?
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Post by Justicez17 on Nov 2, 2009 7:09:40 GMT 12
This is because it would be odd if paper came from sand.
Why is it so hard to please teachers?
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Post by cascade88 on Nov 2, 2009 16:41:24 GMT 12
Because it's hard for them to please their own bosses.
Why is school a neccesity?
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