Well, I guess it's time to move o- HOLY FRUITING SHOES! IT'S FRUITING BRIGHT OUT!
Can't see...
Stupid... light...
GRAGH. I. NEED. SUNGLASSES.
Finally, I can see... again... hello?
Yeah, I am. What's it to ya?
I'll lie, just to mess him up. :yayditto:
Hehe, that's right! Wait, study?
Ummm...
Omigod... this place smells like homosexual pedophiliac rape... I bet Oak is here.
Yeah, right, "teacher"
Don't worry kids, Spencer's coming! :sirenditto:
For sex? :sirenditto:
Sex toys? :sirenditto:
Umm... notes on sex?
=/ maybe this place is a school?
I think I made a mistake...
Well, yeah, I do want to be a winner...
Teach me... sex? Or Pokemon? (Please be Pokemon...)
Earl: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH :dumbditto:
Oh hell no!
Good, maybe now I can leave!
you know, I half expected it to be dark again.
Anyway, off to the text town!
Is... it...?
=D
MOTHER FRUITING SHOE EATER.
*grumbles*
Hey, dude. Get away. I'm pissed off right now >:/
I said... wait, them?
Well, yeah, SLAVEONE did gain a few levels...
Actually, maybe I shouldn't fight anyone else until I get a new slave to train...
Useless to me, maybe I can sell it.
I hope the rest of the trip is emo-free.
Huh? Ugh, my phone again.
...howdy?
I... uh... guess...
Is. How is. Singular.
Nice I guess.
Good for you?
I should care because...?
Bye...?
That was weird...
HOLY CRAP WILD POKEMON ATTACK
Hey sweet. Too bad it doesn't look water =/
And SLAVEONE doesn't need training...
consider this your lucky day, Mareep.
Okay, time to sneak carefully by, so I don't get into a ba-
Dammit.
I probably have more badges than you. And I bet my Pokemon's stronger.
This is going to be tough :zaru:
:partyditto:
Dammit.
Dammit. Again.
=/
Yay =D
Be lucky your Zubat survived this long.
Hells yeah! :devilditto:
Only wimps are individuals. Joing the bandwagon!
Loser.
o.o Trainer. Back away...
Go around...
Hey, a Potion.
...how'd I get all the way down here?
Roland's a dumb name :dumbditto:
I'll say, did you even do anything?
That's kinda tough when people grab your face and turn it towards them...
Another battle? Better be a Water-Type...
Not that you don't look cool, but I can only use Water-types.
:partyditto:
Care...ful...
aha!
Tasty
and nutritious? I'm having doubts about that...
=/ That's a bit out of my price range.
If I can have it at a severe discount! =D
Fine, forgot you. Have fun touching yourself you fat sonuva...
sonuva... something...
Does that mean Water-types?
If I can catch Water-types, sure!
...we're still talking about fishing?
Oh gawd, rape! :sirenditto:
Oh...
Ok then =D
I'll be sure to try it!
I will!
Here's water!
D=
D=
D=
o.o
=D
Attack!
But don't kill it, we're gonna catch it.
Rage! :angryditto:
Poison?
??
Aww man, that sucks.
Aha! Rage beats confusion!
Ok, Poke Ball, go!!
C'mon...
C'mon...
Woo! :partyditto:
Woo!
Sounds venomous!
Yeah!
(Named for the Portugeese Man 'O' War)
...
Howdy...?
...
Didn't he say that last time he called?