So, seeing this on Serebii, I decided that I would take my own monotype challenge, and being so lazy and cheap, I chose Normal! Now, I haven't started yet, but, don't be surprised to see my first update today. Also, if mods feel this is in the wrong place, move it.
Well, my first update. After waiting all night (during witch time I caught a Hoothoot), I have a level 7 Rattatta, level 7 Pidgey, Level six Hoothoot, Spearow, and Sentret (Worst Pokemon EVAR). I chose a Tododile as a starter, seeing HM slave possibilities, who I dumped into the PC after catching Rattatta. As it stands, I am heading north, after naming my rival ? ? ? (he did say his name was ? ? ?)
Okay guys, here it is, the first update. A few things to note though: 1) This is written in character, and with slight changes based on what the screencaps got. 1.5) Since it is in character, there might be will be language. 2) I've decided to be training Water-Types instead of Normal.
...my dream.... so beautiful... hehe.... I'm rich... powerful...
o.O wtf...? Where'd my money go? Why are there Shellder? Jesus Christ? Why's this Charizard attacking me? A... title screen? What? Am I in one of those damned dreams where you need to learn something before you wake up? I'm in a coma, aren't I? Oh well, might as well play the game... I did? I didn't mean to disembodied voice. I would, but it's kinda dark... then again, if my coma theory is right, keep the lights away, please. But.... wait, I was waiting? Nice to know, Mr. Tree. Yeah, I know. I've been playing Pokemon for years. Can we skip this and get to the plot? I have a date tomorrow, and I don't want to be asleep for it. Hmm.... what a tough question [/sarcasm] And now we skip to me going to my room. *Sigh* Guess I have to go meet my mom... Another tree Doctor? Hi person, what're you looking at? Don't ignore me you bastard! Your ugly mug! BURN! What the hell? You kicked me? Fine, screw you! You probably aren't a recurring character anyway! I'm just gonna go get my starter. Mr. Tree Number Two! There you are! Yeah yeah, beginning quest. Let's finish this so I can start catching crap. Hey! This thing looks vicious! Don't give me that look. Blah blah blah, good bye, you old bastard. Ok, it's night out, and I'm traveling through the woods... I hope nobody jumps me... OHMYGOD IT'S AN AXE-MURDERER!! Oh, never mind. It's just a Pokemon. Might as well train for the sure-to-happen Rival Battle. Whoo! Rip out it's eyes, SLAVEONE! A fork in the road... always go right! A Poke Ball! I can catch something now! God damnit.... A berry! I'll save it! It's mine! My precious... precious... Umm... no you fat, old, son of a pregnant dog. I'm not. I've probably trained more Pokemon than you. Wait, where are you- Oh great, I made an old man run away crying.... Yeah yeah, just heal my Pokemon so I can move along the plot. Moving on with the plot! Hell yeah! I'm a plot mover! With the strength to mov- what? Oh, well this isn't gonna get old or anything.... At least it's a new monster this time. This guy must be pretty cool to have his house marked. I bet he gives money! Where's my money? Wait, how the hell do you know my name? ...Didn't we just establish that? Wait... are you... Oh gawd, it's Mr. Tree Number One! ...you waited for me? Stalker. And you're like... 200 years old.... you're a pedo... and gay.... and a stalker... wait, a PokeDex? Cool! Wait, where'd Mr. Tree Number One go? I know I didn't show it, but the other two Professors said that too... What? Where's that... mom put a phone in my jacket? What's a disaster? My mom? ...why? Okay... let's get back home without any battles! Oh gawd, it's Mr. Kicks-a-lot. Stop using ellipses! They aren't cool, damnit! I did! It's a vicious killer too! It makes me so proud! Wait, are you my rival? Oh what cruel god would do this to me? You're up there laughing at this, aren't you Jesus? Have I told you I hate you recently? This is why I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster! At least his humor is funny! Wait... what? When did this battle start? Go, SLAVEONE! Brooklyn rage! BROOKLYN RAGE! BROOKLYN. RAGE. We win! Take that you ellipse using bastard! Did you hear my victory gloating? Again, ellipses are uncool What the hell kind of name is that? And he pushed me out of the way... Oh well, back home, no battles... WHAT? WHO PUT THIS CLIFF HERE? NO! NONONO! STOP! WATERBAD! WATERBADDAMNIT! Stupid waterphobia.... Ok, back to the plot!