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Post by narutoninja44 on Jan 20, 2009 11:43:05 GMT 12
Welcome back Jb! Unfortunatly, things just got wierder while you were gone.
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Jan 20, 2009 11:43:43 GMT 12
Sadly, I didn't get to use the banhammer... TT.TT
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MagmarFire
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Post by MagmarFire on Jan 20, 2009 14:13:15 GMT 12
Not even for a test when we weren't looking? =P
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Post by Praetor on Jan 20, 2009 20:22:16 GMT 12
Care to tell us where you went?
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Post by Anime Aficionada on Jan 20, 2009 23:01:39 GMT 12
-hugs- Nice to see ya back hon. =)
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Post by JbstormburstADV on Jan 21, 2009 11:57:51 GMT 12
Well, I was just a bit busy. And what was weird, Nikky?
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Post by timoteyo7 on Jan 21, 2009 12:52:15 GMT 12
^ I.... I got pregnant....
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Post by Anime Aficionada on Jan 21, 2009 13:11:21 GMT 12
I'm not surprised. At all. " But, um... WHO'S THE FATHER?
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Post by timoteyo7 on Jan 21, 2009 14:44:52 GMT 12
Spencer has no father. Let me explain.
Since I lack a womb, I had to use alternate measures for a nontubal abdominal ectopic pregnacy. I administered several doses of female hormones so I can be receptive to pregnacy. By using vitro fertilization techniques, I would be able to induce an ectopic pregnacy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal activity, just under or into the perotineum. Thus creating my fatherless baby Spencer after a open surgery during delivery.
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Jan 21, 2009 15:23:23 GMT 12
...any particular reason you named him after me?
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Post by timoteyo7 on Jan 21, 2009 15:43:14 GMT 12
^ Your name gives me a case of "random laughter" disease AKA the chuckles.
A MOMENT AT Tim's HOUSE!
Tim: Hmm I noticed things are unusually quiet at the dinner table, let me change that... "Spencer"
Silence...
Silence...
Sister: *Snickers*
Tim: *Tries to hold in laughter*
Family: "HAHAHAHAHA!!" *Coughs out food and bangs table* "Spencer!!"
Talking baby who sounds like George Lopez: "Way to provide the lulz Tim!"
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Post by MagmarFire on Jan 21, 2009 15:49:47 GMT 12
Wait... You gave birth to him in only, like, a week or so flat? 0.o
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Post by timoteyo7 on Jan 21, 2009 15:59:06 GMT 12
It's different for a man
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Post by Praetor on Jan 21, 2009 20:28:46 GMT 12
Spencer has no father. Let me explain. Since I lack a womb, I had to use alternate measures for a nontubal abdominal ectopic pregnacy. I administered several doses of female hormones so I can be receptive to pregnacy. By using vitro fertilization techniques, I would be able to induce an ectopic pregnacy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal activity, just under or into the perotineum. Thus creating my fatherless baby Spencer after a open surgery during delivery. The gig is up. Where did you quote this from?
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Post by timoteyo7 on Jan 22, 2009 10:10:40 GMT 12
I say! Are you insulting my intelligence? I have you know my father is a famous doctor and I am known as a prodigy in the medical arts!
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