Fresh Prince Of Pallet Town

[Rishi]

Now this is a story all about how
My journey got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, so please don't go
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a region called Kanto

In Pallet, born and raised
On Oak's corral, where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxing, relaxin' all cool
When a trio of crooks who were up to no good
Started stealin' in mah neighbourhood
I got in one little pokémon battle and my mum got scared
And said you're moving with Brock and Dawn to Sinnoh

I kissed and cuddled mum the other day
But she packed my bag and sent me on my way
She gave me a spankin' and she gave me my ticket
I took out Pikachu's pokéball and said might as well kick it

First badge, yo this is bad
Eatin' Miltank burgers out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Sinnoh live like?
Hmm, this might be alright!

I whistled for May and when she came near
Her eyes were sparkly, no joke, seriously
If anything, I could say this broad was rare
But I thought nah forget it, yo home to mum's care

I pulled up to her house 'bout seven or eight
And I yelled to Brock and Dawn, yo privacy, smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom, I battled my way there
To settle my throne as the prince of mum's lair

[MagmarFire]

You just won the game. 0o

[Anime Aficionada]

I feel sorry for the deceased Miltank. ):

[thepinkpowerranger]

I just lost the game -_-

Awesomeness though =o

[Rishi]

Fresh Prince Of South Island

Now this is a story all about how
My franchise got f**ked, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a second, just shut yo mouth
I'll tell you how I became the prince of an island called South

In Green Hill, born and raised
On the loop-de-loops, where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxing, relaxin' all cool
When a couple thousand pounds dude was up to no good
Started roboticisin' mah neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and Tails got scared
And said you're leaving with me to the Death Egg

I slapped and kicked him the other day
But he readied his Tornado and sent me on my way
He gave me a ring and told me to lick it
I pointed to Tails' ass and said might as well kick it

First emerald, yo this is bad
Eatin' chili dogs out of a champagne glass
Is this what all the badniks live like?
Hmm, this might be alright!

I whistled for a bat girl and when she came near
She wore bling that said easy, no joke, seriously
If anything, I could say this broad was rare
But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Amy's fanfare
I pulled up to her house 'bout seven or eight
And I yelled to Tails, yo privacy, smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom, I had ran there
To settle my throne as the prince of her pubic hair

[Anime Aficionada]

Where do you get your time? I mean, seriousssllyyyyyyyy. D:

[Rishi]

Mar 4, 2009 18:48:17 GMT 12 Anime Aficionada said:

Where do you get your time?

From the devas who control omnidirectional flows of Time.