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Post by narutoninja44 on Jun 17, 2009 8:37:18 GMT 12
Because its a sign that turtles are going to destroy the trees.
Why am I so tired?
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Post by XAOTL on Jun 17, 2009 8:59:17 GMT 12
Because you need to wake up
Why can't I see my username?
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Post by narutoninja44 on Jun 17, 2009 10:48:07 GMT 12
Because it's my new ninja apprentice and is hiding.
Why does anti-virus software suck?
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Post by tyrannosaurusalan on Jun 17, 2009 13:31:04 GMT 12
Because it's probably outdated
Why is a spy sapping my sentry?
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Jun 17, 2009 23:08:01 GMT 12
Because I was never really on your side.
Why is Pokemon Quartz so fun, despite the Spanglish.
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Post by cascade88 on Jun 18, 2009 2:06:58 GMT 12
Because Chuck Norris secretly had a hand in creating it. Shh >.>
Why are salted peanuts salted?
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Post by Justicez17 on Jun 18, 2009 12:56:49 GMT 12
Because when the person planted the peanuts , he probably watered the crop with salt water.
why is there only one sun?
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Jun 18, 2009 12:58:00 GMT 12
There's actually millions, but you're too stupid to see the others. Also, they're very far away and small. Except that one that's up your nose.
Why doesn't Weird Al play D&D?
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Post by Praetor on Jun 18, 2009 22:25:41 GMT 12
Because he's weird.
What happens if I stick a fork into the power outlet?
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Post by DaveTheFishandChipsGuy on Jun 18, 2009 23:36:18 GMT 12
You get a super-awesome electical fork that winds up spaghetti for you!
Why am I a nerd?
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Post by narutoninja44 on Jun 19, 2009 0:59:59 GMT 12
Because the occupation of Cool British Dude was already taken.
Why is it raining?
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Post by cascade88 on Jun 19, 2009 1:19:58 GMT 12
Because the sun is on vacation.
Why do I like burritos?
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Post by narutoninja44 on Jun 19, 2009 7:35:21 GMT 12
Cause burritos are amazing!
If red = blue, then purple = ?
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kuruki014
Rookie Member
State of the art Advanceshipping. It really doesn't get any better than this.
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Post by kuruki014 on Jun 19, 2009 7:40:50 GMT 12
Green or some other color that exists just to be with purple.
Why am I so excited for the anime convention that's coming to my state even though it's 4 1/2 months away?
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Post by narutoninja44 on Jun 21, 2009 4:17:26 GMT 12
Cause you're obviously an anime junkie.
Why has it been raining all week?
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