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Post by Vurtax on Mar 5, 2008 6:21:17 GMT 12
Yeah you know what I'm talking about. The famous YO MAMA battle is right here so I'll start out.
Yo Mama is so poor, she complained about the prices on Mcdonalds Dollar Menu.
(Made that one myself)
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Post by JbstormburstADV on Mar 5, 2008 11:40:19 GMT 12
Yo mama is so ugly, when it's Friday the 13th, she's literally swamped with bad luck, mainly glass stuck in her body.
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Post by Ally on Mar 5, 2008 11:50:16 GMT 12
Yo mama so poor, that when I stepped on her skateboard she said "Yo fool! Get off the family car!"
(I always crack myself up with this one. LOL ;D)
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Post by Vurtax on Mar 5, 2008 12:52:59 GMT 12
You Mama is so poor, when i drop a smoke on the floor she and the rest of your family huddled around saying "Clap your hands, clap your feet. Praise the lord we have some heat!"
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Mar 5, 2008 14:23:33 GMT 12
A bit of StarCraft joke.
Yo Momma's so fat, it takes 7 Overminds to spawn her!
It takes 15 dropships to transport her!
It takes a small army of siege-mode tanks to break through the blubber!
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Post by Vurtax on Mar 7, 2008 0:15:44 GMT 12
Yo Mama is so Greasy, George Bush claimed her for Oil Reserves
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Post by Ally on Mar 7, 2008 8:08:08 GMT 12
Yo Mama so stupid, that she thought a school bus was a giant twinkie.
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Krystal
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Shello everybody~!
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Post by Krystal on Mar 19, 2008 2:21:25 GMT 12
Yo mama is so stupid she stares at a juice bottle all day just cause it says concentrate.
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Post by Ally on Mar 19, 2008 8:07:28 GMT 12
I remember that one!
Yo mama is fat, that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing. "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
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Post by mattattack on Apr 3, 2008 13:54:48 GMT 12
yo mama is so stupid she tried to but MNMs in alphabetica order
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Post by Vurtax on Apr 11, 2008 23:25:02 GMT 12
Yo mama's so hairy the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!
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Post by mattattack on Apr 11, 2008 23:48:41 GMT 12
yo mama so fat... (looks up) holy crap!
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Shelia28
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Tomorrow, is a different day.
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Post by Shelia28 on Apr 18, 2008 1:50:13 GMT 12
Your Mama so fat that when she jumped into the ocean she said, "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
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Post by mattattack on Apr 18, 2008 7:10:53 GMT 12
yo mama's so jewish and fat that when her friends went in my car the ash tray was already full
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Post by RobSp1derp1g on Jul 11, 2008 10:56:57 GMT 12
your mama so fat, her waist size is Equator!
your mama so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
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