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Post by Praetor on Mar 5, 2008 19:21:26 GMT 12
Ok, go wild with Chuck Norris jokes here.
I figured I'll this thread for all the people making the jokes.
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Post by Vurtax on Mar 6, 2008 11:20:43 GMT 12
There is no theory of Evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
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Post by JbstormburstADV on Mar 6, 2008 12:01:07 GMT 12
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no mass extinction: only Chuck Norris slamming his fist on the Earth's crust.
There is no tectonic plate theory; only Chuck Norris ripping apart the crust as he moves.
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Post by Vurtax on Mar 6, 2008 13:02:04 GMT 12
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice, thats because Chuck Norris is looking for it
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Mar 6, 2008 13:52:12 GMT 12
Chuck Norris can beleive it's not Butter. Chuck Norris is the second coming of Jesus. Huckabee lost because Chuck Norris pretended to support him and scared away the voters. If CHuck Norris were to go back in time and fight himself, Chuck Norris would win, no suobt. Chuck Norris si so powerful, he could only be conceived by himself. Put Mr. T and Chuck Norris in the same room and it will implode because no room can hold his power. Chuck Norris is so Powerful, he can burn ants with only a magnifying glass. At night CHuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/A BIt mature, but not adult: Many years ago, somebody had the idea to bottle and sell Chuck Norris' urine. We now know it as REd Bull.
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Post by Praetor on Mar 6, 2008 15:30:10 GMT 12
^ The last joke is the best out of all you said.
The tectonic plate theory and the lighting joke were also good.
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Post by Vurtax on Mar 7, 2008 0:14:49 GMT 12
Lets try to keep one Joke at a time to keep the thread last longer
Allah invited three Bad@$$ actors to a movie: Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, and Jet Li Arnold wanted to sit next to Allah but Jet Li opposed that. Chuck Norris went up to Allah and said "Get Outta My Seat!"
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Mar 7, 2008 14:44:03 GMT 12
There is no Global Warming. Chuck Norris got cold and turned up the sun.
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Post by Vurtax on Mar 8, 2008 0:14:02 GMT 12
On Chuck Norris's birthday, he chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Mar 9, 2008 13:28:23 GMT 12
Chuck Norris was originally supposed to star ina show where he went around beating up bad guys and turning into a car. The producers discovered that was too much awsome for one show, and therefore made two shows: Walker texas Ranger, and transformers.
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Post by Wolfofdoom on Mar 10, 2008 16:31:53 GMT 12
if you want to know who Chuck Norris's enemies are just check the extinct species list
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Post by Vurtax on Mar 10, 2008 23:21:22 GMT 12
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close, and his enemies closer; close enough to roundhouse kick them in the FACE!
ITS CHUCK NORRIS'S BIRTHDAY TODAY, BE GLAD YOU WEREN'T THROWN INTO THE SUN!
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Post by Wolfofdoom on Mar 11, 2008 14:39:35 GMT 12
The bible was originally titled Chuck Norris and friends
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Post by Vurtax on Mar 11, 2008 23:12:51 GMT 12
Chuck Norris chews on beef jerky, the beef jerky is grinded into gunpowder. He uses the gunpowder for his gun which he uses to kill a cow. That in which he makes more beef jerky. This process is called the circle of life.
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Post by tyrannosaurusalan on Mar 14, 2008 2:37:36 GMT 12
Chuck Norris once pointed at a plane shouted BANG and the plane went down.
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