stanmarsh
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Man, I wish me and wendy are like ash and may.....
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Post by stanmarsh on Apr 17, 2008 8:10:36 GMT 12
lol.
Heres one!!
Ash and May are about to kiss...
Cartman : Ohhhh! Look at this guys!!
Kyle : Fatass, they're just about to kiss so what
Ash and May kiss.
Stan: Man! Why can't me and Wendy be like that?!
Cartman : cause you always throw up on her!!!
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Post by mattattack on Apr 17, 2008 8:46:27 GMT 12
here's a good one
Cartman comes home for school and walks up the stairs and finds his mom and brock having a... well you know what I mean
Cartman: What the h3ll Catmens mom: honey this is brock Brock: yo Cartmen: your japenese Brock: yes Cartmen: get out! get out! last thing I need from jews are japs! Brock cries and runs outside crying on the snow butters walks by butters: what has eric done this time
Here's another
All the boys are in cartmens basement claud: what's this all about? creg: Why the f*** am I here cartmen stands in front of everyone cartmen: okay, guys while I was putting my books in my locker I saw this tape that says 6TH GRADES ONLY, I put it in my video and I saw a lost episode from chinpokomon and it was p0rnagrafied. Now then I'll pop the tape in and see what happens. after 3 hours on watching that vid stan said Stan: what was the point of watching that?
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stanmarsh
Junior Member
Man, I wish me and wendy are like ash and may.....
Posts: 56
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Post by stanmarsh on Apr 18, 2008 10:58:10 GMT 12
Wow!!
Heres one! Your gonna lol
Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle are walking threw a forest.
Kyle: Cartman, this better not be the lepricon one again,
Cartman: Its not a lepricon its a Pikachu.
Stan: a pikachu in south park?! That's impossible
Kenny: Muffle ( yeah!)
Cartman: You guys! I swear on my ******* life I saw a Pikachu right here and if I could prove Kyle that pikachus are real, he knows what to do
Kyle: I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!
Suddenly, a pikachu walks shocking Kenny.
Stan: O MY GOD! A PIKACHU KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: YOU BASTERD!!
Cartman: Kyle, do it.......
Cartman makes shows Kyle the contract
Stan: O god here we go again.....
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