Proof I Should Never Practice Medicine...Articuno213 (2:19:13 PM): *takes Silver Bullet impervious to magic and sticks in own heart*
Cascade88 (2:19:32 PM): ....werewolf suicide?
Articuno213 (2:19:33 PM): You'll never kil-
Articuno213 (2:19:35 PM): *dies*
Cascade88 (2:19:39 PM): O.O
Cascade88 (2:19:47 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cascade88 (2:20:01 PM): -performs bullet-removing surgery-
Cascade88 (2:20:20 PM): okay
Cascade88 (2:20:24 PM): you should be fine now
Articuno213 (2:20:35 PM): *bullet attached to heart*
Cascade88 (2:20:44 PM): -sigh-
Cascade88 (2:20:51 PM): -performs heart transplant-
Cascade88 (2:20:55 PM): okay
Cascade88 (2:20:58 PM): now you're alright
tArticuno213 (2:21:08 PM): But..but...that was a mayfly heart!
Cascade88 (2:21:15 PM): >.>
Articuno213 (2:21:21 PM): *dies instantly*
Articuno213 (2:21:30 PM): d**n you natur-
Cascade88 (2:21:40 PM): geez
Articuno213 (2:21:44 PM): *dies*
Cascade88 (2:21:49 PM): why?
Cascade88 (2:21:56 PM): its a good thing I watch Grey's Anatomy
Cascade88 (2:22:06 PM): -performs transplant, using human heart-
Articuno213 (2:22:19 PM): This was an old man's heart!
Articuno213 (2:22:24 PM): *has seizure and dies*
Cascade88 (2:22:27 PM): O.O
Cascade88 (2:22:30 PM):
Cascade88 (2:22:34 PM): o.-
Cascade88 (2:22:41 PM): -kicks in shin-
Cascade88 (2:22:45 PM): STOP DYING!
Cascade88 (2:23:01 PM): -performs transplant, using human heart of young, healthy young man
Cascade88 (2:23:39 PM): you alright now?
Articuno213 (2:23:55 PM): *buzzes around*
Articuno213 (2:23:58 PM): I'm a fly!
Cascade88 (2:24:02 PM): HOW?!
Articuno213 (2:24:18 PM): Mayfly heart must have affected my brain.
And proof that I can, apparently, be won over easily...Articuno213 (2:26:49 PM): On one condition: Join me and the Dark Side
Cascade88 (2:26:55 PM): ...
Cascade88 (2:26:59 PM): >.> <.<
Cascade88 (2:27:03 PM): do you have cookies?
Articuno213 (2:28:33 PM): Yes.
Cascade88 (2:28:49 PM): ...are they chocolate chip cookies?
Articuno213 (2:28:54 PM): Yes
Cascade88 (2:29:01 PM): ...well
Cascade88 (2:29:03 PM): okay
Cascade88 (2:29:10 PM): I'll join the dark side