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Post by DaveTheFishandChipsGuy on Nov 2, 2009 5:50:03 GMT 12
really? i had no idea :zaru:
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Post by cascade88 on Nov 2, 2009 6:51:13 GMT 12
You mean you knew and you didnt tell me.
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Post by DaveTheFishandChipsGuy on Nov 2, 2009 6:53:44 GMT 12
yep, that's exactly it. i didn't anticipate that you'd find out
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Post by cascade88 on Nov 2, 2009 10:36:49 GMT 12
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Post by Ally on Nov 2, 2009 10:53:37 GMT 12
AHHHHHHHHHH!
the voice in your head just screamed right? =3
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Post by cascade88 on Nov 2, 2009 11:10:37 GMT 12
It did, it did. =o
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Post by Ally on Nov 2, 2009 12:05:15 GMT 12
i'm telepathic thats why =3
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Post by Justicez17 on Nov 4, 2009 4:38:21 GMT 12
A joke i found browsing a forum
Why Beer is better than women
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month. 2. BEER stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER. 4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car. 5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out. 6. BEER is never late. 7. HANGOVERS go away. 8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER. 9. BEER labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER. 11. BEER never has a headache. 12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime. 13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath. 14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head. 15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty. 16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy. 17. You can share a BEER with your friends. 18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER. 19. A BEER is always wet. 20. BEER doesn't demand equality. 21. A BEER doesn't care when you come. 22. You can have a BEER in public. 23. A frigid BEER is a good BEER. 24. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good. 25. BEER always comes in multiples of six. 26. BEER doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left. 27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a BEER. 28. After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle. 29. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty. 30. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another. 31. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod. 32. BEER looks the same in the morning. 33. BEER doesn't look you up in a month. 34. BEER doesn't worry about someone walking in. 35. BEER doesn't worry about waking the kids. 36. BEER doesn't get cramps. 37. BEER doesn't have a mother. 38. BEER doesn't have morals. 39. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month. 40. BEER always listens and never argues. 41. BEER labels don't go out of style every year. 42. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles. 43. BEER doesn't have cold hands/feet. 44. BEER doesn't demand legality. 45. BEER is never overweight. 46. If you change BEERs, you don't have to pay alimony. 47. BEER won't run off with your credit cards. 48. BEER doesn't have a lawyer. 49. BEER doesn't need much closet space. 50. BEER can't give your herpes or other nasty things. 51. BEER doesn't complain about the way you drive. 52. BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch. 53. BEER never changes its mind. 54. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get. 55. BEER never asks you to change the station. 56. BEER doesn't make you go shopping. 57. BEER doesn't tell you to mow the grass. 58. BEER doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks. 59. BEER is always easy to pick up. 60. Big, fat BEERs are nice to have. 61. BEER doesn't pout or play games. 62. BEER NEVER says no. 63. BEER is easy to get into. 64. BEER never complains when you take it somewhere. 65. BEER doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other BEERs. 66. BEER doesn't wear a bra. 67. BEER doesn't mind getting dirty. 68. BEER doesn't complain about insensitivity. 69. BEER doesn't use up your toilet paper. 70. BEER doesn't live with its mother. 71. BEER doesn't blow you off. 72. BEER doesn't care if you have no culture or manners. 73. BEER doesn't ***CENSORED***, yell, or cry. 74. BEER doesn't mind football season. 75. A BEER won't make you go to church. 76. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman. 77. A BEER doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit. 78. A BEER doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose". 79. A BEER doesn't give a ***CENSORED*** if you keep a bunch of other BEERs around. 80. A BEER will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials wit babies are "cute". 81. If a BEER leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while. 82. A BEER will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson". 83. A BEER won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station. 84. A BEER won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads. 85. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up. 86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a BEER, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice. 87. A BEER won't whine that seatbelts hurt. 88. A BEER won't smoke in your car. 89. A BEER won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky. 90. A BEER will never buy a car with automatic transmission. 91. A BEER will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona. 92. A BEER is always ready to leave on time. 93. A BEER never fishes for compliments. 94. Some BEERs (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous ***CENSORED***. 95. BEER tastes *good*. 96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the BEER won't accuse you of "date rape". 97. A BEER won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR. 98. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it. 99. A BEER won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store. 100. A BEER won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the BEER won't accuse you of it. 101. A BEER won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League. 102. A BEER won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: "But I saved a quarter!" 103. A BEER will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie. 104. A BEER will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons. 105. A BEER won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson". 106. A BEER won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment. 107. When you're through with a BEER, the thought of another BEER doesn't make you ill.
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Post by cascade88 on Nov 4, 2009 7:23:48 GMT 12
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Nov 4, 2009 8:21:46 GMT 12
Magikarp sweeps team of legendaries.
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Post by cascade88 on Nov 7, 2009 17:14:35 GMT 12
his Manda says: sweetie if b + 900 = -100 what is b? her Dave™ says: -1000 his Manda says: THAT'S RIGHT =D her Dave™ says: =D his Manda says: now ask me something =D her Dave™ says: n - infinity / googleplex - the universe / pi - the space-time continuum - everything = 10000000000000000000000000000000000 what is n? his Manda says:
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Post by Ally on Nov 8, 2009 13:03:18 GMT 12
YOUR FACE//IS THE SADDEST THING.I'VE EVER SEEN//
P.S.: I have no idea what that was about. >.>
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Post by Justicez17 on Nov 9, 2009 2:39:34 GMT 12
Hermione was supposed to be Harry's future wife.
Ginny was supposed to be the temporary girlfriend.
You don't marry the girl that you lusted over when you were a horny teenager. You don't marry the person who can only provide her lips to you. It defies life.
You marry the girl you know more about. The one that has ALWAYS been there. NO MATTER WHAT. Who you've always cared for. You'd be willing to risk your life for this girl because she's always been on your level. You know what she's always thinking and so does she. You communicate through stares. No dialogues are needed. When she starts becoming the rational, reasonable voice inside your head, you know that means something. When you have random thoughts about her when she's not even in the same room with you, that's got to tell you something. (Example: ironically, seventh book. First part of it. I suck at direct quotes. He's contemplating something and he wonders what Hermione might think of this. His POV, remember. And not three pages have been completed before he starts to think about Hermione! What the heck does that tell you?)
Quote from writrfreak15
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Post by MagmarFire on Nov 10, 2009 4:02:15 GMT 12
Link, he come to town. Come to save The princess Zelda! Ganon took her away, and now the children don't play. But they will When Link saves the day! HALLELUJAH!
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Post by Justicez17 on Nov 10, 2009 6:04:58 GMT 12
i think i'm about to faint, can't believe that there were 33 people online at the same time yesterday on the forum...
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