St manga school [PG-13]

[C.Gholy]

This fic is about Tsunade being a principle of a high school named ST Manga. Various anime characters as students and various fictional adults as teachers. Expect crazyness, and some yaoi and yuri will be involved. Plus I'm adding advanceshipping along the way.

ff link www.fanfiction.net/s/3995816/1/St_Manga_School

Chapter one: The new student
Ritsuka was standing outside his new classroom, he was quite nervous as he never knew any of the students before. He was quite a skinny boy who appeared feminine. His cat ears and cute eyes, made him even more feminine. He watched Mr Ikura, his new teacher make his way into the classroom. “Alright everyone,” Mr Ikura announced as he walked into the classroom, “We have a new student!” Ikura looked outside the door and smiled. “OK introduce yourself.” Ritsuka walked into the classroom and closed the door. He appeared to be quite nervous.

“I’m Ritsuka Aoyagi.” Ritsuka announced.

“What’s with the cat ears?” asked Naruto, a blonde haired loud mouth. “And are you a boy or a girl?”

“I’m a boy,” Ritsuka replied.

“Don’t mind him,” Ikura suggested to Ritsuka. “That’s Naruto Uzamaki,” Ikura was looking into Naruto. “I suppose it’s his turn to be the joker of the class. Now let’s find you somewhere to sit.” Ikura looked around and found three empty seats, scattered around. One of the seats was behind Naruto. “Well I suppose you can sit behind Naruto for the time being; have fun.”

Ritsuka nodded, as he decided to sit behind Naruto. As he did, he heard a few girls whispering about the cuteness level of Ritsuka. “But that’s where Sasuke sits!” Naruto pointed out.

“Sasuke, hasn’t been in school for the past three weeks,” Ikura stated. “Things can sorted out once he returns, in the meantime Ritsuka will be sitting there.” Naruto glare at Ritsuka, he started looking at his clothes and smelled him. Naruto could smell a whiff of sweet perfume. “Are you sure you’re a boy?” Giggles across the classroom formed as he asked Ritsuka. Ritsuka nodded back. “Must be gay then,” Naruto confirmed.

“Naruto!” Ikura said sharply, “That is no way to treat a new student, try to be nice to him.”

“I wasn’t being nasty!” Naruto replied back.

The door slammed open, another student slided into the classroom like a sudden shock. The student was male; he had a red trendy cap and a dark blue ponytail. Ikura threw his palm in his head in shame, “Late again, Tyson Kinomiya.”

“Yeah, “ Tyson replied. “I’m sorry for being late.” Tyson made his way to sit at the end of the classroom, to the empty seat next to Kenny, who had thick glasses.

“As I was saying,” Ikura announced. “Our new student Ritsuka Aoyagi, he’ll be part of the class for a while, so be nice to him.”

Meanwhile Hinata Hyuga, a timid girl with long midnight blue hair was still looking over at Naruto in a quite fond way. She sitting next to May Maple, a lively brunette who was trying to get the attention of a dense raven-haired boy named Ash Ketchum. Ash was already half asleep from staying up too late last night. Whilst Ikura called out the register,

“Ash wake up,” May whispered tapping his back. Ash got up slowly and turned to May. “Did you do your Science homework?”

“We never had science homework did we? ” Ash asked.

“Yeah we did, that essay, we needed to finish it.” May reminded Ash.

“Oh yeah!” Ash said. “I finished it in the lesson.”

“So did I, ” May replied, “Although I did check it over yesterday at home. You know what Snape’s like.”

“Yeah,” Ash replied, “Snape should wash his hair through.” May giggled at this comment. “So what do you think of the new kid?”

“Ritsuka seems ok.” May answered, “Maybe you can invite him over,” May suggested. “I’m sure your mom will like him.”

“We could do,” Ash whispered back. “I’m sure Dawn would love to meet him.”

“Ash Ketchum,” Ikura called out.

“Oh, here!” Ash replied.

“You would have heard that the first time, if you hadn’t of been whispering to May!” Ikura pointed out. Ikura continued taking the register. “Kinomiya!”

“Here!”

“Maple!”

“Here!”

“Ash, what do you say to this,” May whispered to him. “Today at break, we should just hang round by our own, I want to talk to you in private.”

“Yeah, sure.” Ash replied.

The bell nutritiously rang. The students stood up and left for next lesson. “When’s Science?” Ash asked.

“Right now!” May replied whilst trying to hold his hand. “Can you sit next to me?” May requested. “I’ll help you, and I’ll let you copy my work.”

“Sure!” Ash said in excitement. “Definitely!”

As Ash and May walked out of the classroom, Tyson Kinomiya called them both. They both turned to face them.

“Was that Science essay due in today?” Tyson asked.

“Yeah it was,” Ash replied.

“Why you didn’t do it?” May asked.

“I have done half of it.” Tyson admitted. “Oh man! I’m gonna get busted by Snape. Tell Snape I’m absent ok? I’m gonna go and see Kai!”

“Alright then,” May replied. “We will. ”

“Thanks you two!” Tyson cheered as he walked away from them. Luck sparked when he saw Kai just about exiting another classroom. He zoomed through the corridor, to catch up with Kai.

“Kai!” Tyson called out, hoping Kai managed to hear to hear him. He saw Kai make eye contact with him. Kai ceased movement and waited patiently for what Tyson wanted to say. Tyson managed to catch up with Kai. “What lesson do you have now?”

“You ran all this way just to ask me that?” Kai sulked. “If you really want to know, I’ve got English with Miss Umbrigde.”

“I haven’t completed my science essay,” Tyson admitted. “So Kai, wanna skive the lessons.”

“Well, if you really want me go with you, ” Kai replied, “then yeah, I’ll go with you. Best to go behind the drama studio,” Kai suggested. “Principle Tsunade’s got camera’s in the hall!”

“Where ever you wanna go Kai,” Tyson replied. “I’ll go with you.”

End of chapter one.

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Chapter 2

St Manga School

“Not another word.” Snape demanded passing sheets across the classroom. “Absolute science is required for this test. I assume you have all completed your Science essay’s and you are ready to hand them in.” He sneered. “Well, except from Uzamaki, Hyuga, Ketchum, Kinomiya and Motomiya.” Snape’s eyes looked around the science class. “Where is Mr Kinomiya? I suppose it doesn’t matter.”

Hikari Yagami was giggling next to one of her friends Davis Motomiya. “Do you dare me to say it?” Hikari giggled.

“Go on Kari,” Davis whispered nudging Hikari’s shoulder. Hikari raised her left hand whilst grinning at Davis.

“Yes miss Yagami,” Snape reacted.

“Snape, I think you look very sexy in black.” Hikari announced rushing her words and almost shouting them. At this momement Davis roared with laughter. Naruto gave Hikari a slightly dirty look. However some of the class couldn’t help but laugh at the Yagami’s comment. Snape froze looking less than amused.

“Thank you for the compliment Miss Yagami,” Snape said dreary. “Keep your fetishes to yourself. You have a test to do.”

“Nice one Kari,” Davis winked at her.

“Don’t encourage her Motomiya,” Requested Snape whilst throwing a test paper directly at his face.

“One more thing sir,” Davis shouted out raising his hand. Snape reluctantly stopped again and gave Davis an evil look. “So,” The goggle head began to stutter. “I heard you like mudkips, is this true?”

“Ode to the mudkips!” Naruto shouted out randomly. “What the hell, that was completely random!” Sakura, a pink haired girl sitting next to him nudged his shoulders as a symbol to remain silent.

“If you’re going to make jokes Motomiya,” Sneered Snape unimpressed. “At least make them decent.”

“That was a decent joke!” Davis shouted, standing up as he spoke. “You lot thought it was funny?” Kari was hiding her giggles through covering her mouth. Kari raised her free hand. “Thank you Kari!” Davis exclaimed.

“You’re welcome honey!” Kari smiled.

“Did you just call me honey?” Davis asked as red blushing dashes formed on his face.

“Motomiya and Yagami,” Snape snapped. “Can the pair leave my classroom? You will both do this test in a lunchtime detention!”

“Still think you’re sexy in black sir,” Kari smiled as she left the classroom with Davis.

“You’re compliment will not immune you from this detention Miss Yagami.” Snape assured Kari.

Davis and Kari both left Snape’s classroom in silence, whilst holding back their laughter with difficulty. Snape marched back to the black board quietly, “Now that those disturbing two are gone,” Snape announced. “You have the rest of this lesson to do the test. Absolute silence starting now.”

Meanwhile, at the back of the drama studio, Tyson Kinomiya and Kai Hiwatari rested their backs against the wall. Kai looked down at Tyson, he didn’t really care that he was skipping a literacy lesson. The teacher, Miss Umbrigde was like poisoned honey and wore a lot of fluffy furry pink. “Hey Kai,” Tyson spoke picking up his bag. “Sorry I made you skip your lesson.”

“I forgive you,” Kai replied less enthusiastically. “I hate Miss Umbrigde anyway.”

“Me too!” Tyson replied so suddenly. “I mean she’s a total fake and she’s a nasty one.” Tyson looked on his timetable and realised, he has English with her just after science. “Oh man! She’s teaching us next lesson!”

“Well why don’t we stay here until recess?” Kai offered whilst doing some of his homework. “The lessons are boring as usual.”

“Yeah great idea.” Tyson thought. “It’s not as if anyone’s going to catch us?”

“Well if we’re quiet,” Kai suggested, “then yeah, no one will catch us.” Kai’s face leaned closer to Tyson. Tyson was more then helpful to tilt his head forwards to him. Kai began nibbling Tyson’s bottom lip. Fortunately for him, Tyson was willing to open his mouth wider, and accept Kai’s tongue. Kai began pulling himself back and continued kissing Tyson passionately. Tyson’s red cap flew down to the floor, as the band that tied his hair together was pushed away from his dark blue hair. Tyson’s hyper fingers were playing with Kai’s dual hair.

Kai’s eyes remained closed for the momement. “How was that?” Tyson asked, his voice seemed deeper and more serious then the usual hyper behavior he used in lesson time. Tyson managed to capture Kai’s blushing cheek from his recently opened eyes.

“It felt like you were in love with me,” Kai whispered to him. “You didn’t really skip Science cause you didn’t finish your essay did you?” Tyson began blushing himself. “You did it to see me didn’t you?”

“In a way yeah,” Tyson admitted. “Didn’t want another detention from Snape and I wanted to see you.”

“So are you going to say it?” Tyson asked leaning on Kai’s shoulders in a cosy manner.

“We don’t have to say we love eachother,” Kai answered, “Cause we already know.”

“So anyway, there is a new kid in our class,” Tyson told Kai whilst wrapping his arm gently around Kai’s neck. “His name’s Ritsuka, don’t know what he’s like but he’s rather girly. I was late coming to school.”

“Tyson, don’t tell anyone,” Kai requested seriously. “Don’t tell anyone about us, it’s for your own good. People aren’t going to accept us.”

“Kai,” Tyson replied. “You’re wrong! I don’t care what everybody thinks. Even if not everybody accepts us, the main thing is that we accept eachother!”

“I just don’t want to go public yet.” Kai told Tyson. “It will just make me feel embarrassed. You’re confident and shameless you wouldn’t understand.”

“Actually,” Tyson replied rolling over to face Kai directly, “I do understand how you feel. The reason I’m so confident because I’ve never regretted anything I’ve done.” Tyson placed his head down for a few seconds and then gently touched Kai’s cheek. “Kai, just so you know. You’ve got nothing to hide from me.”

“Yes I know,” Kai nodded. “I think you better finish your essay now so all you have to do is hand it in later. That’s what I’m going to now.”

“Well if you say so,” Tyson said cheerfully “OK”. Tyson got the rest of his school stuff together, colleted his pen from his pencil case and grabbed a two and a half pieces of written paper and his science exercise book and continued his homework. “So what was your homework about Kai?”

“Oh, we gotta write ten poems.” Kai answered “For English, two have gotta be sad, two has to be happy, two have to be funny, two have to be romantic and the last two can be about anything we want.”

“How many poems have you written?” Tyson asked curiously.

“Done all of them art from the funny ones.” Kai answered back, “I’ve done ten but two of them aren’t amusing. Humour isn’t my thing. I guess I can try it.”

“Yeah go for it Kai,” Tyson encouraged. “I wanna read your other poems as well!”

“Well if you want to.” Kai said passing five pieces of paper to Tyson. “Go ahead, tell me what you think.”

End of chapter two

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St Manga School

Chapter three

“Ayeka and Ryoko,” Principle Tsunade breathed sitting in her chair unpleased. “Third time this week you’ve been sent here. Am I correct? ”

“Yes miss,” The two girls replied in unison. Ayeka, with purple hair and Ryoko with bright blue hair were pulling looks at eachother. Ayeka looked more annoyed, whilst Ryoko looked quite pleased. “This is your fault,” Ayeka muttered to Ryoko.

“These constant cat fights are getting ridiculous” Tsunade pointed out. “All of this is over Tenchi Muyo! Seriously” Tsunade laughed. “Get over him!”

“To correct you Principle Tsunade,” Ayeka spoke back in a rather posh accent. “It’s all Ryoko’s fault!”

“Yeah,” Ryoko admitted with her arms crossed leaning against the wall in a relaxed manner. “I can’t help it I love Tenchi but I love Ayeka at the same time.”

Ayeka gasped in horror. At the same time her face started change from beige to red. “That means you’re bi…. Oh never mind” Ayeka muttered appearing disgusted. “Why do enjoy pissing me of so much?”

“Ayeka, don’t use that kind of language.” Tsunade requested politely whilst listening to Ayeka getting stressed out and Ryoko teasing her.

“You know Ayeka, you’re pretty cute when you get angry.” Ryoko grinned. “Come here darling.” Ryoko crawled up to Ayeka and grabbed her really tightly. Ayeka froze without any idea what to do whilst Ayeka glared at Tsunade in a rather emotional manner. “Please, you can’t expel us just because we’re in love with eachother!”

“In love!” Ayeka spat out. “Ryoko, don’t be so…” Ryoko pressed her fingers against Ayeka’s lip and began hugging her rival tighter. Whilst Ayeka was less than pleased with Ryoko telling the head mistress they were a lesbian couple, she didn’t want to get kicked out of the school either. “Yeah,” Ayeka spoke. “Please don’t expel us.”

“You two calm down!” Tsunade requested again calmly. “I never said I was going to expel you. Don’t jump to conclusions.” Ayeka and Ryoko nodded in unison. Tsunade stood up shaking her blonde hair top the side. “Just, these fights are getting stupid now,” She pointed out calmly. “It’s a bad example to set on the younger students. There are enough fights in this school as it is.” Tsunade marched to the door of her office and opened the door slightly. “Please, I don’t want to hear that you too have been fighting again ok?” Both of the girls nodded in agreement. “If I do, I’ll have to go into further punishment.” Tsunade warmed them as she opened the door much wider. “You may return to your lesson.”

Ayeka and Ryoko walked out of the office and returned to their lessons silently. Tsunade closed the door behind them and sighed. “When will these kids grow up?” She returned to her office desk looking through paper work. There was a soft gentle knock at the door. “Come in,” Tsunade replied. The door opened wide and showed a slightly plump woman in bright pink furry clothes looking quite distraught. Along with her was a male student with bright blonde hair and an innocent face. Tsunade sensed that there was trouble going on. “Miss Umbrigde, what is it?”

Umbrigde stepped forward, “I apologise for disturbing you Principle Tsunade,” She said sincerely. “I’m afraid I have brought this student along for his atrocious behavior.”

“What’s Takeru Takaishi done?” Tsunade asked trying to hide her look of boredom and turned it into a professional look.

“He used offensive language,” Umbrigde replied sniffing away as her eyes filled up. “He called Miss Haruno and myself…. a ‘Pink cunt’ and has been using course language throughout the lesson. He also,” Umbrigde continued, “Threw violently and knowingly, a chair and it landed on Sakura Haruno’s face.”

“Is the chair damaged?” Tsunade asked whilst writing the incident report down.

Umbrigde nodded. “It snapped in two I think. It may have also cut her face.” Takeru looked at Umbrigde evilly, as if she was exaggerating her claim. Yes, he did call Sakura that, only because Sakura was annoying him like hell’s fury.

“You have to teach Umbrigde,” Tsunade stated. “You go and teach that class and I’ll sort this lad out. Any more monkeys send them straight to me!” She demanded. “Oh and tell Sakura to come over, I want to hear her side of the story.”

“Very well,” Umbrigde smiled like poison honey. “I will do that.” Umbrigde walked away from Takeru and marched out of the office door.

“Sit down Takeru,” Demanded Tsunade, “This is gonna be a while,” Takeru sat on the chair, that was on the table’s left. He looked around for a while. The office was filled with trophy’s and school photos, other than that the office was grey and professional. “OK Takeru, what happened?” Tsunade asked sharply.

“Well Sakura was irritating me,” Takeru replied nervously.

“So that gives you the right to throw a chair at her?” Tsunade replied angrily.

“I didn’t throw a chair at her,” Takeru answered. “I accidentally kicked it and it landed at her face.”

“Well,” Tsunade muttered. “Hardly accidental if it snapped in half and it cut her!”

“THE FAT BITCH WAS EXAGGERATING!” Takeru snapped. “The chair didn’t break it just had a crack on it!”

“Damage to school property,” Tsunade confirmed whilst writing the incident report down almost like she didn’t hear Takeru shouting. “Course language, violence towards pupil and bad attitude towards staff.” Takeru began feeling angrier. Why does the staff always take the staff’s side of the story? There was another knock on the door, this time louder. “That should be Sakura,” Tsunade thought. “We’ll see what she has to say. Come in.” The door opened and Sakura had entered the office. Funnily enough, Sakura was scratched, but not much only few red blobs on her right cheek. “OK Sakura, tell us what happened in this lesson.”

“TK, Davis and Kari were getting quite distractive, ” Sakura started. “I was struggling to get on with my work so I asked them nicely if they could keep the noise down. TK said ‘how about no?’ and them three laughed their heads off. I asked for the second time if they could calm down but they refused again. So I asked Miss Umbrigde if I could move so I could get on with my work. Umbrigde had a go at them three and then he started calling me a pink cunt and that’s when he threw the chair at me.”

“Where did the chair land?” Tsunade asked.

“The chair didn’t land on my face, from Umbrigde’s angle that’s what it looked like. It hit my left arm.” Sakura flaunted her bruised arm. “I got this scratch on my face from karate practise yesterday.”

Takeru felt relieved but in a way he was not. Now that Sakura’s point of view of the incident has shown that Umbrigde was exaggerating. Takeru felt that Sakura had inserted a few lies. Firstly, Sakura did not ask nicely for them to be quiet. Secondly, him Davis and Kari made less noise than Sakura herself put together. The reason why Takeru called Sakura a pink cunt was because he heard him say nasty stuff about Kari such as calling her a whore. Takeru wanted to say this but he knew there was hardly any point if they weren’t going to listen. He hated to admit but Sakura made her side of the story believable. Takeru had no choice; he had an incident report on his way.

“OK Sakura,” Tsunade replied. “You may go.” Sakura left, without facing eye contact with Takeru. She simply walked out. “Takeru I am not pleased with your behavior today.” Tsunade stated. “I shall be writing a letter to your family tonight, with a photocopy of this incident report. In the mean time, you’ll be having a detention with Miss Umbrigde and I will check if you attend to that detention.”

End of chapter

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St Manga school chapter four

Dawn had spent her first five minutes of break in the girls’ toilets. Her lip-gloss was gently shimmering on her pink lips. She had just more about finished with fixing her make up. Some of the other girls like Ino, Rukia and Misty were doing the same. Dawn smiled at Misty and the red head smiled in return. The blue haired girl stepped behind her as Misty turned over. “Hi Misty!” She smiled, in an excited manner opening her arms and hugging Misty tightly.

“Hi Dawn!” Misty replied in a neutral tone. “How are you?” She asked.

“Oh I’m ok,” Dawn had replied cheerfully. “What about you?”

“Oh I’m fine,” Misty smiled. “I’m just shocked.”

“Shocked!” Dawn said. “How come?”

“I had no idea that Tyson and Kai were an item,” Misty told Dawn almost slightly whispering.

“You mean the Tyson that’s in Ash’s class!” Dawn exclaimed. “Oh my god I don’t believe it! How come it’s always the hot guys that are gay?”

“Whose gay?” Ino a blondie wearing a purple silky shirt and black trousers interrupted.

“Tyson and Kai,” Dawn replied facing Ino. “Misty just told us now.”

“Who them!” Ino asked again in disbelief. “Kai is more asexual than homosexual. As for Tyson, isn’t he straight? I thought he was dating Hilary?”

“That was just a rumour,” Misty announced. “Him and Hilary were just friends; they never went out.”

“Wait,” Ino didn’t quite believe what she was hearing. “How do you know they’re gay?”

“Daisy, my sister.” Misty answered with attitude. “She was having drama and she saw them kissing in the back of the drama studio.” Misty began to take out her cell phone, she scrolled down to her inbox. “She took a picture of it, and she sent it me. I also saw them at the back of the drama studio, but they were doing work.” Misty showed off the picture that she was going on about, to Dawn and Ino. The image contained the back of Kai’s head and the front side of Tyson’s face. Ino zoomed closer to the picture dropping her face in excitement.

“Oh my god!” Ino exclaimed. “They are gay! Wow, wait till I confront that homo skiver!”

“That’s homophobic behavior!” Dawn pointed out. Ino and Misty stared at Dawn with a weird expression on their face.

“No it’s not!” Misty replied, giggling with Ino. “Anyway, Gary’s been sending me a lot of messages recently.”

“You mean Gary Oak?” Ino asked leaning her head forward, facing Misty and instantly cutting Dawn of the conversation.

“Yeah him!” Misty nodded. “Today he hugged me as well.” Misty had started to become bright red in the face whilst slightly giggling to herself at the same time.

“I know what it is!” Ino shouted out. “You two are in love,” Ino started laughing with Misty. “Come to think of it, you and Gary would make a great couple.”

“Thank you.

“Didn’t you have a huge crush on Ash?” Ino asked curiously crossing her arms.

Misty nodded back. “I’m sick of tired of waiting for him.” Misty admitted. “I’m just gonna be friends with him.”

“Good for you,” Ino replied, “and Gary is hell of a lot hotter than Ash.”

“Yeah he is,” Misty said.

Dawn exited the bathroom, leaving Misty and Ino to gossip amongst themselves. As Dawn departed the bathroom, she spotted a red headed tom boy walking along the corridor. Dawn noticed it was one of her friends Zoey who was her dance partner in dance. Dawn noticed Zoey turn around quickly. “Hey Zoey!” She cried giving a wave. Zoey smiled and waved back. She marched five steps towards Dawn.

“Hey,” Zoey replied coolly. “Are you able to practise our dance routine tonight after school?”

“Oh sure,” Dawn replied. “I need to practice anyway.”

“Indeed you do!” Zoey said sharply. “We need to work on your timing and sharpness in your moves. Things that I am willing to help you with.”

“Yeah,” Dawn replied. “Can you help me on set study too?”

“Fine,” Zoey breathed. “Anyway, how long are going to stay for?”

“I don’t know,” Dawn answered honestly. “Until you’re satisfied.” Dawn was feeling quite nervous, she was doing a duo with Zoey for her dance exam. The exam was still a long way away; it still needed to be perfect nonetheless. Dawn had absolutely no idea what she was going to do for her duo; she was hoping that Zoey had some ideas. “You know our duo?”

“Yeah,”

“Well, I haven’t got any ideas for it.” Dawn admitted. “I hope you’re not angry with me.”

“Practise sessions are vital than!” Zoey stated sighing at the same time. “Meet me at lunch,” She requested. “I want you in your dance kit at lunchtime ok.”

“OK,” Dawn replied.

“Dawn,” Zoey said as she went to hold her hand. “I know I may sound strict and all but the truth is, I really care for you.” Zoey looked up at Dawn and smiled. “I know you love dancing very much. That’s why I want to help you. There are other reasons too,” Zoey admitted.

“Which are what?” Dawn asked curiously.

“I’ll tell you when the time is right.” Zoey told Dawn. “Misty was telling me that her sister caught Tyson and Kai kissing in the back of the dram studio.” Zoey pointed out weirdly.

“Misty told me that too.” Dawn replied. “She also showed me a picture of them kissing.”

“Good for them then.” Zoey announced. “Guy on guy action is hot as well as girl and girl.” She then remained silent for quite a bit. “Anyway, I gotta go. I have a detention with Kakashi.”

“What for?” Dawn asked.

“I gave him a bit of lip.” Zoey admitted, laughing to herself. “I kicked the ball and it was about to hit his face until he caught it. He and Harley, they were teasing me like hell. So, I kinda flipped. Although I didn’t intend too, and now I got detention for it. See ya around Dawn.”

Dawn watched Zoey walk away in quite a cool manner. She found it quite appealing and Zoey didn’t sound like she was bothered about the detention at all. One thing that Dawn noticed about Zoey, that she was always relaxed, and she meant every word she said. Dawn wondered if Zoey actually liked her much more than a friend. Weather it was the love of a sister or the love of a girlfriend, she didn’t know.

As Zoey was out of her sight, Dawn walked around by herself. Dawn would have usually been hanging round with her friends. However, they were nowhere to be seen. She pushed the wooden door and stepped outside to the school grounds. Dawn spotted Ash and May together in a rather caring manner. She spotted them holding hands, and giggling to eachother. Dawn approached the pair of them, May and Ash faced Dawn and they smiled to eachother. “I take it you two are going out I presume?”

“Erm….” May paused for quite a long time, “Yeah we are.”

“She just told me how she felt about me,” Ash added happily wrapping her arm around the brunette’s arm. Dawn smiled feeling happy for her friends.

“So that’s why I couldn’t find you?” Dawn smiled. “Anyway, I won’t be here at lunch.” Dawn told them. “I gotta practise my dance routines.”

“That’s fine,” Ash replied. “We’ll see you after school then?”

“I’m in dance practise after school as well.” Dawn admitted. “So I’ll see you tomorrow.”

A vicious, quick direct bell rung. Time had seemed to have flown like the speed of light. All three of them returned into the school building. “Yeah, see you tomorrow!” Ash called to Dawn. Dawn gave a quick wave and walked into the second nearest classroom on the left. “So I guess we have Maths now?” Ash sighed heavily.

“Yep!” May replied.

“shoe!” Ash muttered in agony. “Trigonometry!” He yelled unhappily. “It’s too hard for me.

“Hey, Don’t worry about it!” May assured him. “I’ll help you. Even though it’s quite hard for me too.”

“Thanks love.” Ash replied happily kissing her cheek in front of the class.

“Got yourself a girlfriend now I see?” A female voice came from behind him. Ash turned around and noticed his mother, Delia Ketchum … who was also his maths teacher.

“Hi mom,” Ash said in an embarrassed tone. “Yeah, May is my girlfriend.”

“How nice,” Delia reacted in a happy way. “Don’t get too carried away,” Delia informed her son. “And use a condom as well!”

The rest of the class were sniggering away but looking at the new couple at the same time. There was a knock at the door; Principle Tsunade could be seen from out of the classroom door window. They also spotted another boy beside her, who seemed very new to the school. “Come in!” Delia called. Tsunade opened the door and stepped into the classroom. The class were sitting down in their best behavior. The new student who was behind Tsunade, was wearing casual jeans and a grey shirt with a headphones and the word ‘Salvation’ written on the shirt.

“IT’S GRANNY TSUNADE!” Naruto shouted out rather loudly as if he was in a football pitch.

“Recess is over Naruto.” Delia informed the loud blonde. “That is no way to treat the principle.”

“Too right it’s not,” Tsunade smirked. “Especially when I am about to introduce a transfer student.”

“Oh my god not another one!” Naruto muttered.

“Yes Naruto,” Tsunade replied in a straight on way. “He’s a transfer student, and he’s from the USA. He’s here to study in peace, so it’s best to be on your best behavior. His name is Eric Hitoshi.” Tsunade paused and looked around the class for a couple of seconds. “Well, I’ll leave Eric and the rest of the class with you Mrs Ketchum. Naruto, you got a detention with me for disrupting the class.” Tsunade closed the door soon after.

“Oh man!” Naruto exclaimed. “Why is it always me?”

“Cause it’s always you who call her Granny Tsunade!” Davis announced.

“Why do call her granny anyway?” Delia asked Naruto curiously. “She doesn’t look a day over twenty five. ”

Kari and Davis, were sitting next to eachother in Maths. The transfer student, Eric was sitting behind them both. Kari looked behind and smiled at Eric. “Hi Eric.” She smiled “I’m Kari Kamiya, welcome to the class.”. Davis quickly turned around and smiled.

“Hey! I’m Davis, great to see you.”

“Hi.” Eric replied quickly.

Kari quickly stood up. “Mrs Ketchum, I’ve got an idea I think everyone will might like.”

“Go ahead Kari, ” Delia said cheerfully. “What is your idea?”

“Well, since we have two new addictions to the class,” Kari stated in an enthusiastic tone, “and the news about your son getting a girlfriend. I think we should celebrate by having a free lesson. I mean, lets give the two new students a good first day.”

“Very thoughtful idea.” Delia thought. “Sure, you can have a free lesson. ” The class felt quite relieved. “Try not to be too noisy, there’s crosswords on the table if anyone wants to try them.” Delia said taking sheets of paper from under her desk and placing them on her table.

[JbstormburstADV]

Man, I can't believe you are going reviewless here. I got to say, one of the best crossover fics ever. And, what is going to happen with Tyson and Kai? Plus, Naruto seems a bit weird... And then there's the fact only Naruto knows about Tsunade's jutsu. What's going to happen with that...

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Apr 14, 2008 6:32:33 GMT 12 JbstormburstADV said:

Man, I can't believe you are going reviewless here. I got to say, one of the best crossover fics ever. And, what is going to happen with Tyson and Kai? Plus, Naruto seems a bit weird... And then there's the fact only Naruto knows about Tsunade's jutsu. What's going to happen with that...

Thanks JB, I can't believe, I forgot I posted this fic here, XD I posted it on the other fan fic board as well.
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Tyson and Kai are going to skive and just come pure crazyness coming along.

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Chapter five

Mr Edmund Blackadder, head of the history department in St Manga School had walked into his own classroom. Most of the students that he loved to hate were in the classroom. None of them looked particularly happy in the lesson, neither was he, but he enjoyed bullying them sometimes. His classroom was rather dark, due to the fact that he always preferred the darkness over the light. The room was rather plain, boring and miserable; just the way he liked it.

“You had a cover lesson with Mr Baldric yesterday,” Mr Blackadder announced searching through some paper works. “Can anybody tell me, what you did in the previous lesson?” The class remained silent, apart Ino was giggling with another girl next to her. “Perhaps you can tell me Ino,” He requested boldly he then faced the girl. “Or maybe you Tent!” Both girls gave him a nasty look.

“Her name is Tenten,” Ino corrected the teacher, “Not Tent.”

“Tent – Tenten whatever,” Blackadder replied. “You’re name is Tent in this classroom, that will just make things easier.”

“That just makes you a bully.” Ino confirmed angrily. Blackadder marched towards Ino, he didn’t seem angry, but not really calm either.

“The more you shout out,” Blackadder whispered in a sly manner. “The more time you waste, on what could have been your education.” He walked around the classroom resting paper work on his chest. “Sasuke is not in again.” He pointed out. “The little skiving brat,” Blackadder had muttered behind his breath, though Naruto overheard him.

“Sasuke’s not a brat!” Naruto pointed out almost as angry as Ino and Tenten. “He’s been really ill lately.”

“Ah Naruto,” Blackadder said cheerfully raising his hands in the air. “The clown of the class pissed off! The student that every teacher loves to hate.”

“And you’re the teacher that every student loves to hate!” Naruto answered back sounding really mad.

“So I guess we’re even.” Blackadder smiled. “Students hate me, teachers hate you. I guess it’s all equal. Unfortunately, I don’t do fair.” Blackadder grabbed onto his pencil case and aimed to the top right corner of the class and tossed it carelessly. The pencil case had slammed onto the back of Hinata Hyuga’s head behind her sapphire hair locks. “What a goal!” Blackadder grinned.

“You’re an not a very nice person!” Naruto snapped holding onto his bag with the intention of packing. “What the f**k did you do that for?”

“Why thank you Naruto,” Blackadder replied standing in a proud and non-remorseful stance. “The official retard of the class, with the mind of a disabled person and the brain of a five year old. As for that timid trash named Hinata, I simply threw your pencil case at her head, so she will be awake in the lesson and will hopefully speak.”

“Insult her like that again,” Naruto warned Blackadder, “I will seriously knock you out!”

“You give me no choice, but to report you to the principle.” Blackadder announced calmly.

“Whatever,” Naruto replied quickly walking over to Hinata and collecting his pencil case, “I’ve got detention with Granny Tsunade anyway, won’t make such a difference!” Blackadder was aware that Naruto was about to walk out of the classroom. He silently breathed a sigh of relief, walking away from Naruto quietly waiting for the right time to speak.

“If you’re going to walk out of my classroom,” Blackadder sneered as he marched slowly to his whiteboard. “Take Hinata with you.”

Naruto harshly opened the door as he evilly glared at Blackadder. Blackadder grinned without any sign of remorse as he watched Naruto grab Hinata’s hand gently. Blackadder decided to open the door for both of them. “Sometime this week would be delightful,” He commented sarcastically.

“Shut up you stupid bastard!” Naruto spat back as he stormed out of the classroom. Hinata quickly followed him after closing the door after her.

“Good riddance,” Blackadder muttered. “Hate them two. One’s too loud; the other’s too quiet. They’d make an interesting couple. Needless to say, their children would be retarded.”

“Don’t be so horrible!” Kari shouted out looking angrier than she would normally be. "Neither of them are retards! The only retard in this one is you. Why do you have to be so cruel to us all the time?"

“It is the way of life Kari,” Blackadder replied appearing sincere and evil at the same time. “Life is not fair, and the truth is painful like anal rape caused by an elephant with needles stuck into you and being stung by a million wasps. Something you all need to learn.”

"Mankey!" Davis let out, in a distained way. "I do not want to imagine that," Davis whispered to himself pulling his face in sheer disgust.

“The only thing he can teach us is how to bully people.” Kari muttered to Davis. “I mean, it’s every lesson, he picks on students. Too much bullying in this school.” She pointed out. “Most of it’s from him.” She banged her desk loudly on the table. “He is so pissing me off. Naruto was smart walking out of this class.”

“If you’re walking out I’ll join you.” Davis told her. They both looked at Blackadder who was staring at the pair of them as though he was waiting for them.

“Now we’ve had some drama,” Blackadder announced. “Let’s get back to history. Turn to page one hundred and sixty nine in your books and write some notes while you’re at it.” He sat down at his desk and noticed Ino was sitting there, arms crossed with her textbook firmly shut. “That includes you Ino,”

“I don’t think I should any work in this lesson today.” Ino replied softly.

“Why not?”

“Cause you’re a bully.”

“Oh dear,” Blackadder sighed angrily. “The blonde bimbo has replaced the clown of the class." He looked around the students whilst pointing at Ino. He and Ino had found themselves in a staring contest. She was finding it diffulcult not to laugh, whilst he was finding it hard to keep his anger in control. She watched Blackadder's fist start to shake pretty violently as his teeth gritted.

"Calm down dear," Ino smiled. "It's only a commercial!" Ino and Tenten bursted out with high pitched giggles, the rest of the class quickly joined in. Blackadder stood up and spied Ino with a disgusting glare, after ten seconds of glaring he finally decided to flip, marching in explosion to Ino's desk then banging his fist sharply onto his table.

"For goodness sake Ino, get on with your work!" Demanded Blackadder loudly."...otherwise, there will be Hell to pay.”

“I am not listening to anything you say.” Ino replied calmly, whilst crossing her arms tighter. “Until you say that you’re a loser and that you’re going to apologise for being mean.”

“Shut up you bimbo!” Blackadder snapped leaning back on his chair.

“You know Naruto’s so gonna get you for this,” Sakura pointed out. “If Sasuke was here, he’d give you a black eye.”

“Not if I get them expelled they can’t.” Blackadder replied in a confident tone. “Get on with your work, or you can join them.”

“I think I might join them actually.” Sakura said in a relieved tone hastily dragging her bag on the table placing her stuff in it. “Anyone else want to join me?”

The class cheered in a sigh of relief. Sakura stared into Blackadder's eyes, and she noticed him also grinning. “Class dismissed.” Blackadder replied as he returned to his desk and watched the History class leave. “Last one out close the door behind you.”

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St Manga school chapter six

Mr Blackadder sat quietly next to Mr Baldrick, almost feeling like he was about to snooze. Baldrick couldn't help but notice the sheer tiredness of him. He watched Blackadder close his eyes as his head collapsed on the table. "Are you alright sir?" He asked watching the tired miserable man half asleep from the rest of the world. Blackadder pushed his head back up and glared at Baldrick, in a most evil manner.

"Do I look alright Baldrick?" He barked repulsively. "I have to do something about this school. Nothing in this school is right at all!"

"Looks perfectly fine to me,” Baldrick replied whilst looking around Blackadder's empty classroom. "What's wrong with it then?"

"What is wrong is that I don't own it." He announced clearly. "That Tsunade bimbo, with huge breasts shouldn't be running this school."

"Why not?" Baldrick asked.

"Because lesbians can't even handle their own emotions, let alone a school." Blackadder sneered shoving his face near him.

"Miss Tsunade's not a lesbian is she?"

"She has to be," Blackadder replied in a more softer tone. "The women are always around her. Shizune, Sakura Haruno, Tent, Hinata, Mrs Umbridge was there this morning. Two other lesbian students walked out this morning as well. Lucky pregnant dog!” Blackadder stood up and continued his rant. “And out of all the teachers, Jiraiya has been appointed deputy head." Edmund Blackadder crossed his arms in disdain miming the word pervert for a few seconds. “The deputy head of this school is a perverted crazy tramp named Jiraiya.”

“He’s not too bad,” Baldrick replied. “Anyway,” He continued turning round. “I thought you were deputy head.”

“Acting head deputy!” Blackadder replied. “If I am going to end being head master, it will be a long and dreary.”

“Do not fear my lord,” Baldrick replied in confidence patting Edmund’s back, “For I have a cunning plan.”

Edmund scratched is small beard smirking to himself in sheer delight. “You’re cunning plan can wait Baldrick.” He rejected Baldrick’s idea and starting walking around in small circles as his other hand had his index finger waving around in the air. “If I could blackmail Jiraiya, enough for him to get fired, I should then, have a high chance of becoming deputy head. That means that I need to be strict and arrange policies for the school’s benefits. I’ll hide my claws until such a time where Tsunade is no longer principle. Fight hard enough to own the school, if successful, then St Manga will be mine.” He smiled as he decided that his plan would work perfectly.

“Very well thought out Mr B,” Baldrick praised smirking with him. “Good things come to those who wait.”

“Thank you very much Baldrick.” Blackadder replied feeling more refreshed then he did ten minutes ago. “Do you have any students who are willing to draw pornographic images?”

“I’m not sure,” He answered, “However, I have a very talented artist called Tracey Sketchit.”

“PERFECT!” Blackadder snapped in joy. “Next time he’s in your class, you ask him to draw a very sexually explicit drawing.” He demanded in determination.

“Oh most certainly Mr B!” Baldrick replied with his thumbs up.

“Don’t forget to keep this a secret!” Blackadder warned him before marching off.

Tenten, Temari, Ino, Sakura and Hinata were gathered round an oblong table with benches at lunch time. The tables were similar to the rest of the tables in the hall. Hinata remained quiet but she felt a lot better than she was in history.

“So all of you walked out in History?” Temari asked in shock. “That sounds so cool.”

“Blackadder bullying us wasn’t at all cool!” Sakura replied. “He threw Naruto’s pencil case at Hinata.” The candy floss haired girl looked over at the timid bluenette. “Are you feeling much better Hinata?”

“Yeah,” She replied in a gentle voice, “Much better.”

“That guy playing that console has cool hair and a cute face.” Temari pointed out staring at him. “Is that Ritsuka from your class?” The girls turned to look at Temari’s new crush.

“That’s not Ritsuka!” Sakura said looking the male bluenette and noticed it was Eric. “That’s the USA transfer, Eric Hitoshi.”

“He’s nice!” Temari thought out. “I’d date him if I wasn’t with Shikamaru.”

Ino froze the minute she heard Temari mention Shikamaru. She actually wouldn’t mind going out with Shikamaru, in fact she had his eye on him for a while. “When are you going to make your first moves on Eric then?” Ino asked hastily. ‘He he, I might actually get my claws on Shikamaru. ’ She thought deviously.

“Not now,” Temari replied. “I’ll keep looking for now. Let him make the first move.”

“Let’s hope Shikamaru doesn’t hear that.” Tenten said giggling to herself, “You’d be in trouble there.”

“Look at Hinata over there,” The class rep Hilary said to Emily and Mariah. “I think she’s a really nice person.” She told ginger nerd Emily and all pink Mariah, “How on earth did she join them group of bitches.”

“Tenten’s OK,” Mariah replied moving her candy flossed fringe out of her face. “It’s just Ino I don’t really like. She’s not a good friend.”

“They’re all just as bad as each other!” Emily pouted. “Fucking whores.”

“Don’t be mean,” Mariah said to Emily nudging her shoulder harshly.

“Hinata’s got a crush on Naruto.” Hilary whispered to the two girls. “I bet you I can boost Hinata’s confidence, so I can hook them up.”

“You think you can that?” Emily asked with a less than impressed look on her face. “I’d be surprised if you could.”

“Sure I can!” Hilary smiled.

“Naruto and Hinata do make a rather sweet couple,” Mariah added. “We should befriend her and help her.”

“I’m so happy you like my idea Mariah,” Hilary replied in a happy tone. “I’m going to go to her, wanna come with me?” Hilary leapt to her feet and walked up to Hinata. Mariah quickly followed her whilst Emily remained sitting down in a miserable mood.

“Hinata,” Hilary called in joy. Hinata turned and faced Hilary, as the brunette in a white skirt kneeled down and wrapped her arm around the shy bluenette. “You know me, Hilary from your class. Well if it’s ok with you, perhaps you could hang with us now.” Hinata looked around the other girls and noticed Ino was giving Hilary the absolute evils.

“Is that OK with you lot?” Hinata asked wanted their permission first.

“Yeah,” Sakura replied quickly, “That’s fine with us.”

The brunette class rep smiled as Hinata followed her and Mariah over to where Emily was sitting. Hinata noticed that a coloured girl with bright blue wavy hair also joined her. “So Hinata,” Hilary cheered. “This is Mariah, That’s Emily, and the girl who just sat down is Ming-Ming, but Minger is much easier.”

“Excuse me?” Ming-Ming said in an offended tone glaring at Hilary. She then quickly turned and gave a huge cute smile at Hinata. “Hello Hinata!” She cried happily, “So cool that you’re gonna be in our friendship group.”

“Sure she is,” Mariah smiled.

As Hinata sat next to Hilary they all leaned closer to each other and Hilary pushed Hinata along with her, “So Hinata,” Hilary spoke facing the dark shaded bluenette, “You have a really huge crush on Naruto, right?” Hinata’s face started to glow red and she began to stutter. She was slowly nodding at the same time. “Let’s take that as a yes.” Hilary confirmed to prevent Hinata from getting further embarrassed.

“Would you suck his thingy?” Mariah asked Hinata curiously causing her to blush even harder as Emily and Ming-Ming erupted with laughter. Hilary looked at Mariah with slight disgust but was struggling to hold back laughter herself.

“You shouldn’t ask such questions like that!” snapped Hilary, “You don’t have to answer that question Hinata ok.”

“Err... yes I would.” Hinata answered in a shade of red in embarrassment. The girls giggled loudly as they could but also were in shock at the same time.

Mariah calmed herself down and gave everyone else time to reduce their laughing rate. As soon as they all calmed down, Hinata’s blushing has calmed down. “Well, I got a sleepover tonight,” Mariah stated, “Do you wanna come Hinata?”

“Sure,” Hinata replied. “I’d love to.”

“Awesome!” Mariah cheered. “Meet up with me after school, she told Hinata. Hilary, Ming-Ming and Emily are going to be there too.”

“Cool,” Hinata smiled gently.

“It’s gonna be fun!” Hilary happily told Hinata. “We’re a going to have a huge make over, we’re going to talk, take photos and all sorts.”

“Sounds exciting,” Hinata thought out.

“It is,” Hilary replied in an excited way.

“Did you hear about Tyson and Kai?” Ming-Ming asked. “Apparently they were kissing in the back of the dram studio.”

Hilary’s faced Ming-Ming and gasped. “Oh my god! This isn’t one of your bullshit rumours is it?”

“Nope,” The bright bluenette replied. “It’s actually true. Go up to Misty if you don’t believe me. She showed me the picture,”

“Are you OK Hilary?” Mariah asked in concern from looking at the brunette’s mouth wide open. “Did you have a crush on one of them?”

“Off course I don’t!” Hilary gasped back.

“Homophobic?” Emily asked.

“NO WAY!” Hilary breathed loudly and angrily. “I knew Tyson since I was 4. I was a cheerleader for him... He was like a brother to me... How come, they didn’t have the decency to tell me that he was gay?”

“Well, not everybody goes round telling people they’re gay.” Emily pointed out whilst pushing up her glasses. “Anyway, they might have not have been ready to go public.”

Mariah noticed a brunette sitting in a deserted table outside, quietly drinking a bottle of water and writing something down. From what Mariah could see the girl was wearing a very stylish black and white top, a gold necklace, and a collection of bracelets on each arm. The girl’s hair was quite long and straight and a part f her long fringe was banging on her glasses. She couldn’t help but feel bad for her. The girl looked very stylish and cute, yet it seemed she didn’t have any friends. The candy floss haired girl caught another plump girl in a pink jacket and joggings walk up to her. Mariah knew who that other girls was, another student named Vicky Pollard, who had a large mouth on her. Mariah saw Vicky violently pushing the girl to the floor and it appeared as if Vicky was going to kill the girl.

“I’m going to stop Vicky,” Mariah said in anger. She stood up and marched straight outside to where the aggressive blonde was pushing the quiet brunette to the ground. Hilary, Emily and Ming-Ming quickly followed them whilst Hinata followed in a slower footpace. As Mariah reached Vicky Pollard she glared at her and looked as if she was about to explode with anger; and she did. “Hey Miss Piggy! YOU f**k**g LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE YOU FAT pregnant dog!”

“OH MY GOD!” Vicky screamed back as she stood up and looked at Mariah. “I SO CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!”

“Well I just did,” Replied Mariah the anger in her voice still remained. “You deserve it too for beating up girls who are prettier than you!”
“Oh my god you are such a lesbian Mariah,” Vicky yelled. “Anyway I don’t care, you’re well going to get beaten!”

“Is that all you can say?” Mariah asked almost laughing at Vicky’s stupidity. “Leave the girl alone, and I won’t report you.”

“Ha-ha,” Vicky laughed, “You think you’re so hard don’t you!” Vicky continued to kick the brunette and then she sat on the girl like a sofa.
“Actually I don’t!” Mariah yelled, “But bullies like you really piss me off. So get your ass of that girl!”
“The girl ain’t even got nothing to do with it, anyway SHUT UP!” Vicky continued to yell. “I’m sitting on her as a joke!”

“YOU’RE NOT FUNNY!” Hinata screeched to Vicky. The rest of the girls looked at Hinata and Vicky grinned as if she didn’t care. “You’re a nasty person Vicky! How can you ever treat a person like that? It’s just mean and cruel!”
“Yeah but Tai Kamiya fingered Sora in the science lab.” Vicky answered, “Anyway SHUT UP you can’t tell me what to do you ugly Minger!”

“I’m going to report you to the principle!” Ming-Ming snapped as she marched off.

“I’m coming too!” Emily replied as she followed the bright bluenette.

“I ain’t done nothing or nothing!” Vicky snapped as she stood up. “I’m getting a proper wedgie now.” She said to herself and then she sat herself back down on the girl, “That’s better!” Vicky noticed Hilary, Hinata and Mariah give Vicky an evil stare. “DON’T GO GIVING ME EVILS!” She snapped in a stress mood. “Oh my god,” Vicky said as she saw Eric giving her an evil look. “That guy over there is well scary,” She was pointing at the angry male bluenette. “ He looks like someone from a horror movie or something. He will well f**k you up.” Vicky leaned forward and barked “HEY YOU BASTARD DON’T GO GIVING ME EVILS!”

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St Manga School Chapter seven

Kai and Tyson didn’t go to lesson at all today. They had recently just returned from looking at a game shop, they walked back into the school grounds hoping no one would have seen them skive most of the day. “Remember don’t make it obvious. Don’t tell anyone about the relationship. ” Kai demanded quietly.
“I know Kai,” Tyson replied. “You’ve told me a hundred times.”
“Just so it goes in!” Kai sneered crossing his arms.

“THERE YOU ARE!” boomed a female voice. They both looked at the loathing brunette named Hilary marching up to them. “LOOK HERE TYSON!” She snapped crossing her arms. ”I’ve known you since you were four. We’ve been good friends for a while.”
“Yeah,” Tyson replied. “So what’s the problem?”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were gay?” Hilary asked in a pissed off way.
“None of your business... Hey how did you know?”
“Misty has a picture of you two kissing on her phone!” She stated, “The rumours are going wild.“

Kai sighed as he rested his palm on his forehead. “This is exactly why you shouldn’t tell people we’re together!” Kai told Tyson. “Everyone wants to stick their noses in. Especially the idiots in your class!”
“Hey!” Hilary snapped, “I’m in that class as well! Anyway,” She said trying to change the subject. “Vicky Pollard’s sitting on this girl.”

A brown furred cat meowed as it crawled in it’s feline manner. This was Sassi, a homeless kitty who walked around the school quite often. Her eyes were of a delicious shade of chocolate brown and her paws were scratching gently on the ground. She looked up on Tyson, Kai and Hilary and purred lightly. “Has any of seen my squidge?”

“I didn’t know the cat could talk,” Tyson stated looking down at the active cat meowing away.
“Me neither,” replied Hilary as she was touched by the cuteness of Sassi, “It’s so cute though. Come here Sassi...” Sassi looked at Hilary strangely as she slowly rubbed her front left leg against her neck whilst licking her paw. Hilary had her hands out as she kneeled to the floor. “Come on kitty!”
“Ok,” Sassi thought whilst she crawled into Hilary’s arm. “You have a nice sweater, you look cute too.” The cat had her paws on Hilary’s sweater and purred on it.
“Wow she said I’m cute!”Hilary cheered happily whilst hugging the cat tightly. “So Sassi, how’ve you been?”
“I’m ok,” Sassi replied whilst feeling squashed by Hilary’s arm. “I was just looking for H-hog my boyfriend.”
“I haven’t seen him around.” Hilary stated whist stroking her very lightly. “I’m sure you’ll find him.”

“I’m going!” Kai stated as he walked in a careless manner as he took a stroll. He ignored the huge palaver and walked straight in.

“I’ll go with you,” Tyson replied as he followed Kai. Hilary decided to follow whilst holding Sassi in her arms. Sassi turned her head in each direction to see if she could see her dearly beloved H-hog. She turned at Vicky Pollard as she continually ranting and swearing and had her fist sparking at Eric.

“That guy in the fight is new right?” Tyson asked Hilary. “haven’t seen him around.”

“Yeah,” Hilary replied.

Tyson sniggered at the fight scene, one transfer student was already in a fight on his first day and the way Vicky Pollard behaved made it absolutely amusing to watch. Tyson walked in the direction as if he was just about to join the others from watching the fucked up fight. “The fight looks awesome, I wanna watch it!”

“No you’re not any fight!” Kai barked as he pulled onto Tyson’s arm. “You’re coming with me! We’re gonna find Ray and Max.” Tyson sighed but agreed with Kai and walked besides him. As they both entered the hall. Ino tilted her head up and stepped towards Tyson.

“We know you and Kai are a couple!” Ino shouted. “We saw the pictures and you look very hot together.”
“Thanks Ino!” Tyson cheered back whilst trying hard not to go red.

“Don’t talk to her,” Hilary warned Tyson. “She’s a pregnant dog.”

As them three were out of Ino’s sight. Sakura quietly walked up to her with a bittersweet facial expression resting on her face. “Ino,” Sakura said feeling intensity in her stomach. “Can I talk to you alone for a while?”

“Can it wait?” Ino replied just about to step away from her watching from outside the window, “Only I want to know what’s going on out there!”

“No it can’t wait at all!” Replied Sakura in an awkward tone, she watched the blonde sigh as she stepped under the school staircase. Sakura secretly smiled as she looked at Ion’s backside, then she thought ‘on my god! how on earth were people going to react now if they knew she was a lesbian? A lot of controversy would spark but it would probably be quite normal now due to rumours that Tyson and Kai had kissed.’

“So,” Ino said yawning away. “What do you want to talk to me about?”

Sakura breathed as she started to hold onto Ino’s hand and shaking back her pink hair. “This isn’t going to be easy telling you this but...”

“But what?” Ino asked in a hurry. “What is it Sakura?” Sakura remained silent trying to find the right words to say. She started finding herself moving closer to the irritated blonde. “Sakura, you’re getting creepy!”

“Oh sorry,” Sakura breathed as felt the butterflies in her stomach. “OK, I know you got a crush on Shikamaru...”

“You got a crush on him too?” Ino asked, then the blonde laughed hysterically. “I had no idea Shikamaru was your type. I don’t wanna be fighting over guys with you again.” Ino remembered the time when they were both fighting over Sasuke. Sakura won that fight and even ended up losing her virginity to his brother. Sakura hasn’t seen much of Sasuke since he found out that she had a one night stand with his brother and her feelings have transferred onto Ino. She heard Ino start ranting , she shut her eyes tightly almost feeling like she was going to burst.

“No I don’t!” Sakura snapped. “How can I when I’m totally in love with you?”

“What!” Ino gasped. “You’re a lesbian, so you’re in love with me?” Sakura nodded, gently hugged her and gently kissed her on the cheek. Ino got her breath back rather quickly, “Let’s see what’s going on out there.” She decided as Sakura found the temptation to hold her hand. “You look but you can’t touch yet, lesbo!” Ino smirked enjoying her attention from Sakura. “Try to keep your hands to yourself, we can sort your feelings out later.” The girls looked outside to see Eric and Vickie in a fight. Ino watched the mysterious girl stand up carrying her notebook with her. The harmed girl scooted off away from everyone else.

“Poor Chloe,” An intelligent voice from behind them came. Both girls turned around to see a girl with angelic white hair in a bright blue cardigan and a floral dress that Ino wanted to set on fire. The girls knew she was Luna Lovegood, often nicknamed as Looney Lovegood. “Victoria can be so stupid sometimes.”

“You know the girl’s name Luna?” Sakura asked, “The girl who got beaten up, and yeah, Vicky is stupid and fat too.”
“Bullies are very stupid people,” Luna announced as she looked at the girls. “I know a lot of stupid people.”

“Sure you do,” Ino replied feeling uncomfortable around Luna.

“Anyway you two,” Luna said, “Congratulations on being a couple. You both make a very nice couple!”
“Oh, err... Thanks Luna.” Ino said in discomfort as she held a tight grip on Sakura’s hand.

“You’re welcome,” Luna replied.

“So what do you know about that Chloe girl?” Sakura asked the bright blonde Luna curiously. “She’s quite cute.”

“She’s very reserved.” Luna said in a state of sympathy, “She seems quite timid too, she’s had a tough life is well. Not much is known about her, she’s a private person.”

“Does she have any friends?” Sakura asked Luna.

“Not many,” Luna replied as the bell notoriously rang. Luna playfully skipped away from the girls as her blonde locks flew around her. Ino glared at Luna with a not a very pleased expression on her face. Ino and Sakura watched as she saw Vicky Pollard stand up and walk off in a mood the minute Principle Tsunade was marching to her.

“This is going to be good.” Ino stated as she walked outside and then heavily sighed. “Damn that dress Luna was wearing was horrible!” She muttered. “It’s something my grandma would wear.”

“I like Luna’s dress,” Sakura said. “It’s colourful and graceful. Don’t be so mean.” Ino crossed her arms as she watched Vicky’s annoyed expression on her face. She turned as she stepped three puppy steps towards them and pointed at Sakura.

“Hey you fat pregnant dog lose some weight!” Vicky snapped, “I’ve heard about you, you went into with both of the Uchiha brothers. She is totally having their babies cause she sat in their bathwater!”

“Right Vickie my office right now!” Tsunade roared looking as if she was about to throw a fist at her. “The only fat pregnant dog around here is you Vicky!”

“OH MY GOD!” Grunted Vicky, “This school is well rubbish, and I so cannot believe you just said that Tsunade. You are well gonna get beaten!”

“Because you’re making it rubbish!” The feisty principle replied. “Now you get your fat ass in my office now.”

“OH SHUT UP YOU thingy!” Vicky screeched with her arms whaling in the air, as if she was being accused of a terrible crime. “I ain’t even done nothing you pregnant dog. SHUT UP!”

“Did you just call me a pregnant dog?” Tsunade asked her in a calmed down voice but still had an angry look on her face. She looked at the rest of the students gathered round who were suppose to be in their class, had made her pissed off even more. “The rest of you get back to class!” She demanded in her sheer fury. “Otherwise I’ll put the whole lot of you in a very long Saturday detention.”

All those who had gathered around expecting a huge fight, scooted off the minute she had threatened them with detention. Ino grabbed her new girlfriend by the arm and gritted her teeth as they both walked back to class. “So Sakura,” Ino barked in a distained sound. “You’re pregnant and you don’t know weather the father’s either Sasuke or Itachi!?”

“Well, I was on the pill,” Sakura replied. “Itachi wore a condom when I had sex with him, but Sasuke didn’t use any form of contraception.” Sakura was as honest as possible and tried her best not to embarrass herself. She flicked back her candy flossed hair and stroked Ino’s cotton coloured fringe. “I also brought a pregnancy test kit, but I haven’t tested it yet!”

“That’s what we’re going to do after school!” Ino announced. “You’re getting that pregnancy test!”

“If I am pregnant,” Sakura warned Ino. “I’m keeping it. Getting a paternity test ASAP is well.”
“Are you sure about that?” Ino asked rather hoping she would get an abortion. “There are termination clinics; I’ll help with the money.” Sakura glared at Ino from that point.
“I Hate abortion!” Sakura muttered. “I’m not even going less than a hundred feet away from the abortion clinic.”
“Fine,” Ino said displeased. “You’re giving it up for adoption anyway aren’t you? Or dump it in the bush?”
“I’ll decide when I feel like it.” Sakura said in discomfort. “Please Ino try to be a bit supportive.”
“It’s pretty hard when you’ve just told me that you love me and then Vicky goes and says you’re pregnant!”
“What Vicky says shouldn’t be an issue!”
“It is if it’s about you,” Ino answered as she walked into the classroom.

By the time the girls had taken their seats, Mr Iruka walked in looking at the class with an unimpressed expression. He each fist around the side of his waist and his mouth opened. “I’ve heard a lot about this class today,” he started. “But I wasn’t pleased with what I’ve heard. Where do you guys want me to start?” He asked as he sadly read a piece of paper. “This is from Snape, I’ll read it word for word...

‘The class was having a test today, but the test was late starting due to the strong chemistry between Motomiya and Yagami. Miss Yagami flirted with me with the intention to amuse the class whilst Motomiya asked stupid questions. ’“

He dropped that note on the table whilst he placed the register in his hand. “I also heard about some very bad attitude issues in English this morning. Miss Umbridge was almost reduced to tears when I last spoke to her. Apparently TK you threw a chair at Sakura’s face.”

“It wasn’t anything like that!” Takeru told him. Still feeling ticked off about his unjustified detention.

“A word of advice TK,” Mr Iruka told the blonde wearing a white bold hat. “Swearing in front of the principle is only going to make things worse for you. You’re very lucky you wasn’t suspended.” As Iruka picked up his plain red pencil, Ash turned around to Tyson and tried to get his attention. He tried by calling his name quietly, but no luck. He eventually got louder until he snapped out.

“Hey Tyson you filthy transsexual,” Ash had no idea he was that loud that every body turned to face Ash and Tyson. May banged her head in embarrassment and most of the class laughed. Tyson gave Ash quite a dumbfounded look of shock.
“Geez Ash,” Tyson sighed. “Where did you get that idea from?”

“I think the word he’s looking for is homosexual,” Sighed Iruka feeling a huge disappointment from their wild behaviour. Ino cringed at the thought that this could be the very type of exploitation that she would suffer if everybody find out about her and Sakura being an item. She now knew that keeping her new relationship as low key as possible would be the best thing to do. She also hoped that Sakura was not pregnant, because if she was, it would be even harder to maintain a low key status and would be vulnerable to even more vicious rumours and lies.

She could not believe the plain stupidity of the students in her class sometimes. Even goody two shoes Kari was showing her immature side. TK also was a charming guy, but after seeing his rage with Umbrigde and Sakura, it completely changed her whole opinion and impression of him. With all of this, Ino realised one thing, school can show the best of you, but also the worst. She was starting to realise that the worst of her is going to show to Sakura if she is indeed pregnant. She was actually worried for Sakura, but she had no idea how to show it.

End of chapter