Post by C.Gholy on Mar 25, 2008 0:54:55 GMT 12
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I've been on this website, which you fill in a form and you can make an istant drabble. It's quite fun but the results are quite hilarious and over the top.
An Indecent Occurrence
Satoshi paced up and down, jiggling his thingy. His very good friend, Mary Sue Love, had arranged to meet him here in the bathroom. "I have something large to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Love was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Satoshi expected to see her bounce up, her pleasure hair streaming behind her and her mahogony eyes aglow.
Satoshi heard footsteps, but they seemed rather wonderful for a delicate and beautiful girl like Mary Sue Love, whose tread was golden. He turned around and found Haruka staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Haruka said lovingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Satoshi had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so dreamily. "Mary Sue Love asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Haruka, his breast began to throb lustfully.
"Oh," Haruka said, shiny. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Satoshi said and caught Haruka by her girl thingy. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Haruka said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, making love to eachother like crazy.
From behind a sex, Mary Sue Love watched with an erected light in her dark eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Satoshi/Haruka". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.
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The Many Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Haruka and Satoshi went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Haruka hit Satoshi in her Female parts with a big touched iceball. It hurt a lot, but Haruka kissed it patiently and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really decent snow man!" Haruka said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Satoshi said. "That would be more loved and politically correct."
"I know," Haruka said. "We can make a snow chicken. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up playfully and made a dark snow chicken. Haruka put on a pillow for the breast. The chicken was almost as big as Satoshi.
"It looks hidden," Haruka said lovingly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Satoshi said and held up a sexy looking bed. "I found this on the fluffy bed." She put the bed onto the chicken's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the chicken, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like they were in a lesbian heaven.
Satoshi screamed sexually and ran but the snow chicken chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow chicken kissed her vividly.
"Nobody does that to my little Licked Quilt," Haruka screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow chicken through the leg. It fell down and Haruka kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Satoshi said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The bed lay in the yard until a sucked child picked it up and took it home.
I've been on this website, which you fill in a form and you can make an istant drabble. It's quite fun but the results are quite hilarious and over the top.
An Indecent Occurrence
Satoshi paced up and down, jiggling his thingy. His very good friend, Mary Sue Love, had arranged to meet him here in the bathroom. "I have something large to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Love was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Satoshi expected to see her bounce up, her pleasure hair streaming behind her and her mahogony eyes aglow.
Satoshi heard footsteps, but they seemed rather wonderful for a delicate and beautiful girl like Mary Sue Love, whose tread was golden. He turned around and found Haruka staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Haruka said lovingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Satoshi had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so dreamily. "Mary Sue Love asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Haruka, his breast began to throb lustfully.
"Oh," Haruka said, shiny. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Satoshi said and caught Haruka by her girl thingy. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Haruka said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, making love to eachother like crazy.
From behind a sex, Mary Sue Love watched with an erected light in her dark eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Satoshi/Haruka". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.
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The Many Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Haruka and Satoshi went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Haruka hit Satoshi in her Female parts with a big touched iceball. It hurt a lot, but Haruka kissed it patiently and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really decent snow man!" Haruka said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Satoshi said. "That would be more loved and politically correct."
"I know," Haruka said. "We can make a snow chicken. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up playfully and made a dark snow chicken. Haruka put on a pillow for the breast. The chicken was almost as big as Satoshi.
"It looks hidden," Haruka said lovingly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Satoshi said and held up a sexy looking bed. "I found this on the fluffy bed." She put the bed onto the chicken's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the chicken, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like they were in a lesbian heaven.
Satoshi screamed sexually and ran but the snow chicken chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow chicken kissed her vividly.
"Nobody does that to my little Licked Quilt," Haruka screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow chicken through the leg. It fell down and Haruka kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Satoshi said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The bed lay in the yard until a sucked child picked it up and took it home.