Funny things that happened today...

[Praetor]

It could be anything as long as it is funny and real. It could be something big or small, an event or just a dialogue.

I'll start it off.

This is a dialogue between my friend, Anders, and another guy called Jack.

Jack: (He had just finished talking about the game, Counterstrike)

Anders: That's a point and click game.

Jack: No it isn't. How is it a point and click game?

Anders: Ok listen. How do you aim?

Jack: You point with a mouse.

Anders: How do you shoot?

Jack: You click.

Anders: Then that's how it's a point and click game.

Jack: No, I still don't get it.

These are approximately the words that were spoken. They convey the same idea.

[XAOTL]

Here's how not to chat someone up.

Girl: So you were born here?

Guy: Yeah.

Girl: Really, I mean did you ever move house to another city.

Guy: No I've always lived here, I've moved house and all. But I've always lived here, and....

Girl: Dosn't seem like it, I mean, Yor accent is So... But where were you born?

Guy: in a hospital.

Girl: Really. What City?

Guy: This one. In the hospital down the road. Ward 22. 10:00.

Girl: In this city... Really!? Did your mum give birth to you?

Guy: No, It was my dad. With a little help from my sister.