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Post by narutoninja44 on Jan 31, 2009 8:39:58 GMT 12
I never said you had to listen to me. =D
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Post by cascade88 on Jan 31, 2009 8:42:21 GMT 12
Touche =D
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Post by thedarkfiddler on Feb 8, 2009 13:19:31 GMT 12
guys, one week left. I want status!
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Post by xxxRAWRS on Feb 8, 2009 14:04:40 GMT 12
Only two fanfics? I might as well see if I can enter something...
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Post by timoteyo7 on Feb 8, 2009 14:42:17 GMT 12
I'm working on it. I want it to be the best it can be because I'm going to dedicate it to someone special.... I should have it up soon.
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Post by xxxRAWRS on Feb 8, 2009 15:13:42 GMT 12
Here's my fanfic. It's the one where Brock joins some religion.
Brock the Muslim
“Guys, I might as well tell you. I’m a Muslim now.”
Everyone dropped their food and stared at Brock. Brock, their no-eyed woman-loving friend… Muslim?
Ash stared for a few seconds, then laughed. “MUSLIM! HA HA! That’s the BEST joke I’ve ever heard!”
“You have no idea what a Muslim is, do you?” Dawn asked.
“No.”
“It’s a religion. Like Christianity, only they call God Allah, and believe in the prophet Muhammad.”
“Oh. Well, it’s pretty funny.”
“I’m serious, guys,” Brock said sternly. “There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet.”
Dawn and Ash were in hysterics. Even Pikachu and Piplup started choking on their food, and were on the verge of death in their laughter.
“COME ON, YOU GUYS! As soon as we reach the next town, I’m going to buy the Quran and a turban.”
“A TURBAN? Oh, man, you are really committed to this,” Ash gasped.
“Well, I have just filled out the first pillar of Islam. Tomorrow morning, I shall start my prayers.”
“Pillars? Quran?” Dawn asked between giggles.
“To become a Muslim, I must fill in the five pillars, or requirements, of Islam.”
“And the Quran?”
“It’s like the Bible for Islam.”
“Do what you want, Brock. Do want you want,” Ash said, with a grin glued to his face.
…
At the next town, Brock did indeed purchase a turban and the “Quran”. The cloth looked ridiculous on his head, and it covered all of his spiky hair. Ash and Dawn thought he looked idiotic.
The next morning, Brock claimed to be fulfilling another pillar: praying. Every day, he prayed five times a day, getting down on his knees and bowing down, making his nose touch the ground, no matter how rocky or rough.
The whole thing was hilarious. Everything he did was entertaining to watch, and it didn’t seem like such a bad thing that he was a Muslim now. Until one day…
“Guys, give me 2.5% of your money,” he said, holding his hand out.
“Huh?” Ash and Dawn both asked.
“You heard me. I am practicing the third pillar: Ramadan.”
“You can’t be serious! What the heck is ‘Ramadan’ anyway?” Dawn cried.
“It is almsgiving: donating 2.5% of your money to the needy,” Brock explained.
“I think that we should remind you that we HAVE no money,” Ash reminded him, hoping to get out of the situation.
“Should we fail to donate, we will suffer the consequences of Allah.”
“Hey, wait… You’re the Muslim here! Why can’t YOU donate your own money?” Dawn pointed out.
“I had no money. So instead, I gave away my Croagunk.”
“WHAT?!” Ash and Dawn both cried. Why had he given away one of his best Pokemon?
“And, just so Allah forgives, it is best that you give away your Pokemon as well.”
“NO!”
Brock grabbed both Pikachu and Piplup. Then he shoved them into a box with air holes and taped it with duct tape. A Pelipper wearing a turban flew down, and Brock put the box in its large mouth. “Good-bye, Pikachu and Piplup!” he called as soon as the bird flew away.
“NOOOO!”
…
“We must fill out two more pillars of Islam,” Brock announced.
“What?” Ash and Dawn asked sadly, after losing their best Pokemon.
“There shall be no eating during the daylight hours. We shall fast until dusk.”
“WHAT?” the duo screamed.
“You heard me. Put that cookie down!”
“Whoa! Hold on a second! NO EATING? Not even at lunchtime?” Ash cried in shock.
“No. Instead, we will suffer what the poor feel, and will not eat anything until the moon rises and the sky turns dark.”
The two were horrified. First, they had to lose their best Pokemon, and now they couldn’t even eat?
…
A week later, Brock announced he would fill out one more pillar.
“Please, can we stop doing this…?” Ash asked, his voice weak with hunger. “I… I can’t take it anymore…”
“No. Instead, we will go on the Hajj,” Brock warned.
“The… Hajj…?” Dawn strained herself to talk.
“Yes. We shall go on a long journey to Mecca and please Allah.”
“But that’s got to be all the way in Southwestern Asia or something! I’m not going that far!”
“Yes, you must. Forget about your pointless ‘Pokey man’ journey, and go on the Hajj.”
“Hold on, Brock! You’ve been taking this Muslim thing too far!” Ash yelled. “You gave away our Pokemon, you made us stop eating… Now we have to abandon our dreams and go on some long journey?! No way!”
“Ash is right, Brock!” Dawn continued. “Snap out of it!”
Brock thought about what his two companions had just said. “You’re right…” he sighed. “I’m forgetting about you guys. Maybe this Islam thing wasn’t such a great idea after all… I’ll go ask for your Pokemon back tomorrow. I guess I just won’t become Muslim after all.”
Ash and Dawn smiled. Finally, the threat was gone. But the next day…
“Guys, I might as well tell you. I’m Jewish now,” Brock announced.
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Post by timoteyo7 on Feb 8, 2009 16:51:54 GMT 12
LOL
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Post by xxxRAWRS on Feb 8, 2009 17:02:50 GMT 12
Just imagine Brock saying everything in an Arabic accent.
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Post by MagmarFire on Feb 9, 2009 11:17:52 GMT 12
That was so full of win. Especially the ending. Epic lulz. XD
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Post by xxxRAWRS on Feb 9, 2009 15:23:12 GMT 12
Wow, my fanfic is labeled epic. ;D Thanks!
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Post by Anime Aficionada on Feb 9, 2009 17:41:09 GMT 12
Reading the first few lines made me weary....
and then the last few lines made me LUL. .... (=
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Post by Kohoi Inuzuka on Feb 12, 2009 13:06:14 GMT 12
I give up. If there's that good a people in the world, then I can't compete. And I did imagine after he said he was turning to Muslim, I imagined him with an Arabian accent. Epic creation! Fiddler, I'm out.
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Post by timoteyo7 on Feb 12, 2009 13:44:33 GMT 12
Hey don't give up! Have confidence in your work!
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Post by Kohoi Inuzuka on Feb 13, 2009 13:09:50 GMT 12
I'm horrible at one-shots normally, and I'm definitely horrible without lemon scenes. I'm out.
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Post by xxxRAWRS on Feb 14, 2009 12:13:09 GMT 12
Okay, I have NO idea how my fanfic to be this epic. I just wrote down whatever popped in my head, and I seriously thought it didn't turn out so well. However this was labeled "epic", I do not know, it's just a miracle. Who knows, you could be the winner. Don't drop out too soon.
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